WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping

[mbillie1]

The situation: my farts cannot be repressed and stink so badly that I can't get to sleep, I'm practically dutch-ovening myself.

Today's diet: Shea stadium hot dog, chicken tenders, french fries, sausage & peppers, then some rice+beans, chicken, then some pizza (derivery, papa john's with onions+pepperoni+mushrooms with the garlic sauce) and massive amounts of heineken

wtf is my play bbv... I opened a window and it is not helping