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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
I once killed a drifter to get an erection. Even wrote a song about it.
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I once killed a drifter to get an erection. Even wrote a song about it. [/ QUOTE ] this account is hilarious. I love this movie. |
#73
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I coordinated a systematic pattern of theft from Strawberries Records and Tapes while I worked there. I would estimate that over the course of about 6 months we stole 400 or so CD's, some for personal use, most for sale.
This had been going on at the store for quite a while, the method had in fact been handed down to me by a prior employee. I in turn passed it down to subsequent employees, who were the ones that got arrested. I heard that the manager of the store, who was a great guy, was fired because of all this (he was not involved), sued, and won a bunch of money for wrongful termination. |
#74
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For some reason they have security checks on people getting off planes as well as people getting on them. [/ QUOTE ] Umm, that's called Customs. |
#75
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i fought a cop once. i lost. badly. also, mace is stronger than jagermiester. its like those asthma commercials.."when your eyes are melting, nothing else matters"
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i put a1 sauce on steak once. [/ QUOTE ] I put ketchup on my steak...I'm so much more street than you [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
#77
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[ QUOTE ] i put a1 sauce on steak once. [/ QUOTE ] I put ketchup on my steak...I'm so much more street than you [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] i lied anyway, i'm practially an angel. ...if it weren't for all the lies. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
#78
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. [/ QUOTE ] Don't take your guns to town, son, leave your guns at home. |
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. [/ QUOTE ] You have an excuse... Your daddy left home when you were three and didn't leave much for Ma and you except that ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze. |
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