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Old 04-17-2007, 06:08 PM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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Default Re: Is it possible to contact STDs without having sex?

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I'm not going to let some 50-year old dude touch my dick and cup my balls yo



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psshhh. I had a HOT female doctor touch my penis when I was 12 or so. take the gamble bro
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:19 PM
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Default Re: Is it possible to contact STDs without having sex?

LOL, I love posts like these. "Hey, I'm barfing up blood and bits of lungs every hour. What should I do?" Jesus, go see a doctor. It's probably some sort of infection.

If it turns out to be an STD, reconsider your life. Being a virgin and getting an STD is probably grounds for suicide.
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:27 PM
TheFaucet TheFaucet is offline
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I think I'm gonna have my dad check it out
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:28 PM
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Didn't read thread, but in response to title:

Yeah, I think if you inject yourself with chlamydia, yer gonna get chlamydia.
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:29 PM
rubbrband rubbrband is offline
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Default Re: Is it possible to contact STDs without having sex?

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I think I'm gonna have my dad check it out

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Lol why the [censored] would you show your dad your grey dick
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:37 PM
Shrug Shrug is offline
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I don't have any blisters or health insurance so I'm not going to get it checked out by a professional until my dick falls off.

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Smart move.

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I'm not going to let some 50-year old dude touch my dick and cup my balls yo,,,, unless he is related to me.

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Cue the banjos please.
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:57 PM
AntonHeat AntonHeat is offline
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I think I'm gonna have my dad check it out

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AHAHHAHA [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-17-2007, 07:00 PM
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Bear with me here, the descriptions may be a bit graphic.
So over the last week or so my piece has gotten swollen and the tip has turned from a healthy pink to a dull granite-like gray. It itches uncontrollably and the only way to relieve it is to run it under scalding water. I would characterize it as a throbbing, burning itch, like what you would expect from a poison ivy rash. It irritates me so much that it wakes me up at night. I dipped it in baby powder and also tried aloe vera cream but nothing seems to work. The last time I have had sex with a woman was in the future, so I don't think it's an STD. There is no discharge and I still have no problems getting hard. For some reason my nipples are swollen too. Maybe it has something to do with my allergies.
Right now it is burning so much I am thinking about dabbing some aftershave on it, I would do anything to get rid of this itch. If you're going to respond please be delicate, if you knew what I was going through you would not be laughing.

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