beat: stupid big sunglasses trend

[im a model]

as previously documented, i came to america a couple weeks ago to visit my friend. things have been good. anyway, yesterday i was walking on the beach and i met this girl.



it turns out she lives right there on the beach. what a stroke of good fortune. we went into her house and she took me to her room.



naturally, i removed her giant sunglasses so as to properly bang her. thats when things took a turn for the worse...






























SHE TRAPPED ME!!!



i recoiled in horror.




what a scam. after i recovered, i let her suck my weener, but i felt so ripped-off i could hardly enjoy it.



the end