Wearing a No Fat Chicks tee shirt to the casino. Pole included....

[nineinchal]

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Fat girls need loving too!


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More than you know steamboatin....



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I wasn't always, fat bald and pushing 50 years old. I remember well.

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I resemble that remark...

[brokestackmtn]

Labor Day weekend at Bally's, a guy had to be escorted out by 4 security officers after arguing furiously with upper management. The issue? They wanted him to remove his hat that said, 'I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] vagina'. He protested that his first amendment rights had been violated, screamed that he had a massive lawsuit and gave the room a good laugh.

[nineinchal]

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I am not exactly slim Jim myself.

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The extent of this statement can completely change the context in which your shirt is viewed. If you are slim and Brad-Pitt-esque then your shirt might be taken to mean "[censored] off fat girls, I wouldn't stick it in you to save our species." If, however, you are a big fat guy it might be taken as "I'm a big fat dude and it's some funny [censored] that I should choose to wear this shirt because God knows I probably only SIITP of fat chicks...but if any skinny blonde bimbo with big bouncy boobies wishes to apply, here's an application."

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lol

I was thinking along those lines too, but couldn't quite put it into words as eloquently as you have.

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Blonde bimbos with bouncy boobs is not going to happen to me. Probability=0% to 1%.

If it did occur, EV=-everything I got.

[nineinchal]

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Labor Day weekend at Bally's, a guy had to be escorted out by 4 security officers after arguing furiously with upper management. The issue? They wanted him to remove his hat that said, 'I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] vagina'. He protested that his first amendment rights had been violated, screamed that he had a massive lawsuit and gave the room a good laugh.

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He would have gotten away with it if he played some negative EV such as craps or slots...

[JackInDaCrak]

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Labor Day weekend at Bally's, a guy had to be escorted out by 4 security officers after arguing furiously with upper management. The issue? They wanted him to remove his hat that said, 'I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] vagina'. He protested that his first amendment rights had been violated, screamed that he had a massive lawsuit and gave the room a good laugh.

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He would have gotten away with it if it werent for those pesky teenagers...

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[pocketpared]

As long as you're not boarding an airplane in a mini and a tanktop you should have no problems.

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I'm offended by the hacky nature of the shirt more than what it says. Get better t-shirts.

[nineinchal]

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Labor Day weekend at Bally's, a guy had to be escorted out by 4 security officers after arguing furiously with upper management. The issue? They wanted him to remove his hat that said, 'I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] vagina'. He protested that his first amendment rights had been violated, screamed that he had a massive lawsuit and gave the room a good laugh.

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He would have gotten away with it if it werent for those pesky teenagers...

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What pesky teenagers?

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I'm offended by the hacky nature of the shirt more than what it says. Get better t-shirts.

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No way, I go to Mo's and get all my tee's at the five bucks or less discount racks.

[nineinchal]

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As long as you're not boarding an airplane in a mini and a tanktop you should have no problems.

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I boarded a plane last month in a mini and a tank top and got arrested for terrorism. If you would have seen me I was definitely was guitly of that crime.

Maybe I should have shaved my back hair.