ME WANT *nsfw*

[Aloysius]

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I will take a pass on sampling her "Clap Lite."

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[ ] beedog pic

-Al

[joes28]

baby hungry

[runningmarvel]

bump for postcount

[nath]

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formula for attention whores:

a. bleached blonde hair
b. naked
c. dark eye makeup
d. gel nails
e. [censored]ty tattoos
f. no self esteem

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[X] Post that would have been even better in checkbox form.

Ray

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I thought checkboxes were a BBV thing.

-McGee

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I thought this thread was a BBV thing

[ncboiler]

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formula for attention whores:

[x] bleached blonde hair
[x] naked
[x] dark eye makeup
[x] gel nails
[x] [censored]ty tattoos
[x] no self esteem

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Only one of these is needed to get my sttention

[XXXNoahXXX]

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formula for attention whores:

[x] bleached blonde hair
[x] naked
[x] dark eye makeup
[x] gel nails
[x] [censored]ty tattoos
[x] no self esteem

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Only one of these is needed to get my sttention

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gel nails?

[GeneralDisarray]

[x] Thread Delivers.

[gumpzilla]

Years ago, I used to read smug.com. There was one article where they talked about Maxim magazine, and it had this quote that I particularly loved:

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A maxim, see, is "a concise formulation of a fundamental principle," and Maxim is a concise formulation of an already pretty concise fundamental principle which goes something like: "Life would be perfect if I could suck Miller Genuine Draft out of the fake [censored] of a supermodel."

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Though the beer is wrong, the time for this sentence to come rampaging back to the front of my brain has come at last!

EDIT: Bizarrely, I don't think I would have even remembered the name of the magazine to find the exact wording of the quote if I hadn't seen this picture. Weird.

[ThaSaltCracka]

[x] witty reply

[benza13]

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formula for attention whores:

[x] bleached blonde hair
[x] naked
[x] dark eye makeup
[x] gel nails
[x] [censored]ty tattoos
[x] no self esteem

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Only one of these is needed to get my sttention

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gel nails?



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