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Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You
Having to explain such things as expectation and variance to my parents OVER AND OVER AGAIN despite that I've had 1 losing month in 3 years. I'm fairly confident that I know what I'm doing by this point.
Actually the one that I really hate is "ZOMG!!! why don't you quite your job and play teh pohah????" because it makes me want to do just that... |
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Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You
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Whenever i mention poker as my "job" around my friends I get a bunch of BS about how I "sit on my ass and have people give me money" [/ QUOTE ] Isn't this every office job? |
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Why wou1d you use numbers? "Pretty good." [/ QUOTE ] Perfect. I did good when you are winning, I did okay, when I lost |
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HAI THIS ONE TIME I LIMPED ACES BUT THEY GOT CRACKED OMGGG [/ QUOTE ] Don't worry imsa, it was only for 20bb |
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[ QUOTE ] HAI THIS ONE TIME I LIMPED ACES BUT THEY GOT CRACKED OMGGG [/ QUOTE ] Don't worry imsa, it was only for 20bb [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] Dood, I did not see that one coming!!!!! |
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During my last Vegas trip I was at the MGM Grand waiting for a seat in a 4/8 horse game that they had running. As I was standing by the rail two people came up behind me and had the following conversation.
Idiot #1: Hey you wanna play poker? Idiot #2: No, I don't like playing poker in a casino because you aren't playing with real money. Idiot #1: What do you mean? Idiot #2: Well, see that bet that guy just made over there (points at some guy who just posted his $4 bb in the horse). He just bet like 2 thousand or whatever, but it's not really worth 2 thousand, they're just tournament chips. |
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You're playing on the Internet. How can you bluff????!!!!?????zomgeleven!!!!
What's the most you've ever won? This one time I played in.... blah blah blah blah blah blah.... They play so bad that you can't beat them. |
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They play so bad that you can't beat them. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] |
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"w0w i wanna learn to play"
"teach me how to play" "isnt it all luck" "I hate you" and finally, the instant messages once word breaks of a big cash "i havent played in a while, wanna give me like $11 to start? you there man?" 5 min later... "hey man sick job in that tourny, you there bro?" |
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[ QUOTE ] "thats nice but you will lose it all once you stop getting lucky" they don't seem to understand the difference between poker and a slot machine "It does matter if you think your good you will lose when the others start getting the good hand like you are getting now" [/ QUOTE ] all the [censored] time [/ QUOTE ] qfmft. jokes aside i do really well b&m and everyone says [censored] like " do you always win" , or " ur just lucky now, everyone losses eventually." sooo annoying also being asked how i did everytime i come back from ac. |
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