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Old 07-06-2007, 07:12 PM
sethypooh21 sethypooh21 is offline
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

Having to explain such things as expectation and variance to my parents OVER AND OVER AGAIN despite that I've had 1 losing month in 3 years. I'm fairly confident that I know what I'm doing by this point.

Actually the one that I really hate is "ZOMG!!! why don't you quite your job and play teh pohah????" because it makes me want to do just that...
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:13 PM
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Whenever i mention poker as my "job" around my friends I get a bunch of BS about how I "sit on my ass and have people give me money"

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Isn't this every office job?
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:13 PM
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

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Why wou1d you use numbers?

"Pretty good."

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Perfect. I did good when you are winning, I did okay, when I lost
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:14 PM
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HAI THIS ONE TIME I LIMPED ACES BUT THEY GOT CRACKED OMGGG

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Don't worry imsa, it was only for 20bb
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:20 PM
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HAI THIS ONE TIME I LIMPED ACES BUT THEY GOT CRACKED OMGGG

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Don't worry imsa, it was only for 20bb

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[img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] Dood, I did not see that one coming!!!!!
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:36 PM
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

During my last Vegas trip I was at the MGM Grand waiting for a seat in a 4/8 horse game that they had running. As I was standing by the rail two people came up behind me and had the following conversation.

Idiot #1: Hey you wanna play poker?
Idiot #2: No, I don't like playing poker in a casino because you aren't playing with real money.
Idiot #1: What do you mean?
Idiot #2: Well, see that bet that guy just made over there (points at some guy who just posted his $4 bb in the horse). He just bet like 2 thousand or whatever, but it's not really worth 2 thousand, they're just tournament chips.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:44 PM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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You're playing on the Internet. How can you bluff????!!!!?????zomgeleven!!!!

What's the most you've ever won?

This one time I played in.... blah blah blah blah blah blah.... They play so bad that you can't beat them.
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:46 PM
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They play so bad that you can't beat them.

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Old 07-06-2007, 07:49 PM
dshan80 dshan80 is offline
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Default Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

"w0w i wanna learn to play"

"teach me how to play"

"isnt it all luck"

"I hate you"


and finally, the instant messages once word breaks of a big cash

"i havent played in a while, wanna give me like $11 to start? you there man?"

5 min later...

"hey man sick job in that tourny, you there bro?"
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:49 PM
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"thats nice but you will lose it all once you stop getting lucky"

they don't seem to understand the difference between poker and a slot machine

"It does matter if you think your good you will lose when the others start getting the good hand like you are getting now"

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all the [censored] time

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qfmft. jokes aside i do really well b&m and everyone says [censored] like " do you always win" , or " ur just lucky now, everyone losses eventually." sooo annoying

also being asked how i did everytime i come back from ac.
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