brag/beat: new gf is a total nympho

[hoyasaxa]

Just started seeing this girl on friday. We have had sex 7 times since then. Its not that the sex is bad, its average. Its just that I havent slept in two days. And last night, she insisted on staying over, even though I told her I had a ton of work to do today and that I wanted to get started early.

I am, however, going to set a personal record for number of times gotten laid in one week in all likelyhood.

brag: way more sex than I can handle
beat: no sleep/going to fail school
variance: shes my friends ex