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Old 10-15-2007, 01:23 PM
scotty-win scotty-win is offline
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Default about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

This weekend I'm going to start an 8-day colon cleanse, which includes 5 days of a liquid diet, as seen here. I've read the threads such as this one that debate whether the stuff works or if a person should do it or not - that's not the point of this thread.

I'm wondering how a liquid diet is going to affect me physically. I'm 6'1'' 195 and usually work out 3-4 days/week doing low-rep high-weights and then swim for 30 minutes after. I'm used to 150-200g of protein per day. The liquid diet you use for the cleanse consists of water, apple juice, and optional vegetable broth & carrot juice. You take a "toxin absorber" 5x/day that is supposed to help you feel full, and a "digestive stimulator" to flush you out.

Thoughts? Anyone have experience with this stuff? How much muscle am I going to lose? How long will it take to get it back?
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:56 PM
theblackkeys theblackkeys is offline
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

I don't understand why you would try this if you aren't even buying into their bs.
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:02 PM
MasterCye MasterCye is offline
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

If you want to do something to clean out your colon you might as well do a high colonic. It will clean out all the crap stuck in the nooks and crannies, plus it wont interrupt your diet. I know a guy who lost 10 pounds doing this, and have heard of up to 20 pounds lost, depending on how bad your diet used to be.

I've also tried these colon cleansings and known a few others who have tried them and they didn't have a noticeable effect.
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:15 PM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

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If you want to do something to clean out your colon you might as well do a high colonic. It will clean out all the crap stuck in the nooks and crannies, plus it wont interrupt your diet. I know a guy who lost 10 pounds doing this, and have heard of up to 20 pounds lost, depending on how bad your diet used to be.


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I'm not one for doing this but this is the right idea. I don't agree with intaking what is required in the diet the OP listed.

If fast weight loss is your goal and a liquid diet is okay to you then do the velocity diet otherwise just get the clense.
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:23 PM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

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I don't understand why you would try this if you aren't even buying into their bs.

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Old 10-15-2007, 04:05 PM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

Why not just take a ton of ex-lax and drink a ton of gatorade? A few hours of misery and then back to normal.
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:45 PM
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Why not just take a ton of ex-lax and drink a ton of gatorade? A few hours of misery and then back to normal.


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it's like when spock is near death and goes into a deep coma to heal himself.
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

If you want to clean your colon just take a dump.
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:51 PM
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If you want to clean your colon just take a dump.

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that and wipe your dirty sphincter with TP
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Old 10-15-2007, 08:14 PM
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Tucks FTW.
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