Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[jsnipes28]

what is it about people and being completely retarded.

if u sit at my hu table and im not playing u, look at the fkin chat for christ sake. jesus fkn christ. learn u mrons.

[LearnedfromTV]

this was fun:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($603.50)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Button ($863.75)</font>
SB ($574.05)
BB ($688.10)
<font color="#C00000">UTG ($404)</font>

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $16</font>, Hero calls $16, Button calls $16, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($66) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $44</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $204</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $847.75</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $344 (All-In), Hero calls $383.50 (All-In).

Turn: ($1889.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($1889.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1889.25

Results below:
UTG has 8h 7h (straight, jack high).
Hero has As Qs (flush, ace high).
Button has Th 9d (full house, nines full of tens).
Outcome: Button wins $1889.25.

[LearnedfromTV]

This was fun too:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($507)</font>
Button ($345)
SB ($644.45)
BB ($547.65)
<font color="#C00000">UTG ($462.55)</font>
MP ($394)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $48</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG calls $32.

Flop: ($102) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $56</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $414.55</font>, Hero calls $358.55.

Turn: ($931.10) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($931.10) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $931.10

Results below:
UTG has Qs Qd (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ah As (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins $931.10.

not really a bad session; just those two hands, and obv the first one's just a coinflip and the second one no one plays either hand differently.

[snakekilla88]

I was bored;

Board: 9s Js Tc
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 45.847% 45.63% 00.22% 412 2.00 { AsQs }
Hand 1: 18.272% 18.05% 00.22% 163 2.00 { Th9d }
Hand 2: 35.880% 35.66% 00.22% 322 2.00 { 8h7h }

Board: 4d Ad Qh
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 91.111% 91.11% 00.00% 902 0.00 { AhAs }
Hand 1: 08.889% 08.89% 00.00% 88 0.00 { QdQs }

[LearnedfromTV]

heh, yeah i ran those too. I was especially curious about the AQ. My equity was ~$900 between the main and side.

Honestly zero tilt from either; I just tilt when I'm dumb. Even if i were results-oriented about not reraising pre having flat called the AQ turned out to increase my equity a ton.

Pretty cool hand to be involved in regardless. T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] river would have been amusing.

Kinda sucked that the dude who won left soon after. Can't really fault him for getting it in in this hand, but he wasn't very good and I liked him having $1900.

[MDMA]

Hey, I wanna trade about $8k worth of FTP-money for stars if anyone is interested, PM me, I'll send first to reputable guys of course.

[Enyaisrave]

decent run at stars. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]



http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=36jy0.jpg

I cant get it to work.

[Sponger.]

Is "Jean-Robert B" on FTP really JRB, or someone known? He just bought in short against me at 5/10, won $250 in 10 hands and sat out. Searching around online shows a few HHs of him playing 5/1k LHE and 1k/2k HORSE. Weird.

[JKratzer]

maybe you had to be there, but a hand i found to be quite hilarious from my live session tonight (beat: 1/2)

dumb kid limps utg, nitty middle aged woman raises to $12, someone calls, i call 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], several more callers.

half the table to the flop, pot ~$70.
2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
kid bets $20, lady raises to $40, hero coldcalls[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img], everyone else folds, kid raises to $60 and is all-in, lady calls, i call.

turn 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
lady leads for $45, i push and she calls her last ~$60.

river J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
kid has 44, lady has 99, i scoop.

no one folds to me the rest of the night

[jsnipes28]

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Is "Jean-Robert B" on FTP really JRB, or someone known? He just bought in short against me at 5/10, won $250 in 10 hands and sat out. Searching around online shows a few HHs of him playing 5/1k LHE and 1k/2k HORSE. Weird.

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\ya he sat with like 364.58 at a 3/6 table of mine and played atrociously and was quickly relieved of his money.