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[aejones]

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not bad ae

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no matter what i do i'll always be # 2 to you but ty

[HedonismBot]

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not bad ae

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no matter what i do i'll always be #22 to you but ty

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[MilkMan]

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not bad ae

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no matter what i do i'll always be # 2 to you but ty

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this is the most outrageous brag i've ever read on this site

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[aejones]

whatever haters

[HedonismBot]

This hand was so sweet because on the flop I knew he had a set and I also KNEW I was going to spike on the turn.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (BB): $3,641.00</font>
SB: $2,470.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $60.00</font>, SB calls $40.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($120) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $120.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $350.00</font>, Hero calls $230.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($820) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1,170.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $3,231.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $890.50
Uncalled bet of $1,170.50 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> ($4941) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $4,941.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Twos) and LOST (-$2,470.50)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and WON (+$2,470.00)

Extra-sensory perception FTW
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[aejones]

PokerStars Game #10163079014: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/05/29 - 07:54:37 (ET)
Table 'Phaetusa III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: kizza_om ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 2: aejones ($369.85 in chips)
Seat 3: Measty ($90.80 in chips)
Seat 4: matfyzak ($132.85 in chips)
Seat 5: sPurity ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: MatchLeader ($62.25 in chips)
matfyzak: posts small blind $0.50
sPurity: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [Td 8c]
MatchLeader: calls $1
kizza_om: folds
aejones: raises $2 to $3
Measty: folds
matfyzak: calls $2.50
sPurity: raises $17 to $20
MatchLeader: folds
aejones: calls $17
matfyzak: raises $112.85 to $132.85 and is all-in
sPurity: calls $80 and is all-in
aejones: calls $112.85
*** FLOP *** [6c 3d Th]
*** TURN *** [6c 3d Th] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [6c 3d Th 9h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
matfyzak: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Sixes)
aejones: shows [Td 8c] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
aejones collected $65.70 from side pot
sPurity: mucks hand
aejones collected $298 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $366.70 Main pot $298. Side pot $65.70. | Rake $3
Board [6c 3d Th 9h 6s]
Seat 1: kizza_om folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: aejones showed [Td 8c] and won ($363.70) with two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 3: Measty (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: matfyzak (small blind) showed [As Kh] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: sPurity (big blind) mucked [Ah Kd]
Seat 6: MatchLeader folded before Flop

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standard

[john kane]

i lost with 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] on a flop of 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

that sucks. the guy had 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

i called on the flop expecting the guy after me to raise, but he folded. turn brought J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] he bet, i made a small raise, thinking i was in good shape, river 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

busto!

although the john kane post finals streak continues, up almost $18K. 12 days, 26K hands at 7ptbb/100. woot! 20K hands of 2-4nl, 3K at 3-6nl and 2K at 5-10nl.

gl all

[jsnipes28]

im a degen, back at foxwoods to get my revenge, haha.

be here till thursday sometime.

[aejones]

last night i played ~400 hands of 100NL and tried to have 100% VPIP... I misclicked folded about 3 tiems (doh) and ended up running about 90/54, and won 300 dollars on the session.

Try playing .5-1 and NEVER folding preflop, it's amazingly fun. I really wonder if I could turn a profit long term doing that? Assuming, that is, that my opponents did not KNOW for a fact that I could not fold preflop.