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Re: What don\'t you know?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hams - gotcha - so your brag is you made your wife change all the diapers for your kids? Nice, -Al [/ QUOTE ] is this really as unreasonable as you're insinuating it is? i have a few friends with kids and i doubt they have ever changed a diaper. [/ QUOTE ] never having changed a diaper = never having been left alone with your child for any significant amount of time. that's the problem i see with it. [/ QUOTE ] yeah i didn't think of it that way i guess. i should not have children. |
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Re: What don\'t you know?
I don't know how reciting the alphabet backwards helps prove you are not drunk. I can't do it sober. My guess is that people must practice it "like IPPISSISSIM" a few times just to make sure they can do it?
Is that so, or is this a given gift I don't have?? |
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Don't know how to change a diaper and I have two kids (veiled brag post) [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Don't know how to get my wife to shut up (this one I really am going to work on........soon) [/ QUOTE ] It's probably safe to add "correlation" to the list of things you don't know. |
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i'm just saying if i work 40+ hrs a week i probably won't be changing any diapers barring a situation where she goes on vacation or something [/ QUOTE ] lol who works in this day and age? |
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[ QUOTE ] i'm just saying if i work 40+ hrs a week i probably won't be changing any diapers barring a situation where she goes on vacation or something [/ QUOTE ] lol who works in this day and age? [/ QUOTE ] haha, not me brother |
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I don't know how reciting the alphabet backwards helps prove you are not drunk. I can't do it sober. My guess is that people must practice it "like IPPISSISSIM" a few times just to make sure they can do it? Is that so, or is this a given gift I don't have?? [/ QUOTE ] Everyone says this, and I don't get it. It's the [censored] alphabet. You don't know the last letter? Next to last? It's not like you have to sing it in tune going 200 words per minute. Where do you get to a point when you can't figure out the letter before the one you just said? zee-why-ex-doubleyou-vee-you-tee...It's not that hard. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hams - gotcha - so your brag is you made your wife change all the diapers for your kids? Nice, -Al [/ QUOTE ] is this really as unreasonable as you're insinuating it is? i have a few friends with kids and i doubt they have ever changed a diaper. [/ QUOTE ] never having changed a diaper = never having been left alone with your child for any significant amount of time. that's the problem i see with it. [/ QUOTE ] That's definitely part of it. But I just see it as kind of lame (especially as a brag) - I mean it's not hard to change a diaper - what if you get home after a long day of work, but for some reason your wife is super exhausted from doing her thing? I mean, pitching in occasionally is kind of a nice thing to do I think, and being able to perform basic child rearing tasks, like cleaning your kid, should be something any parent can do. -Al |
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[ QUOTE ] I don't know how reciting the alphabet backwards helps prove you are not drunk. I can't do it sober. My guess is that people must practice it "like IPPISSISSIM" a few times just to make sure they can do it? Is that so, or is this a given gift I don't have?? [/ QUOTE ] Everyone says this, and I don't get it. It's the [censored] alphabet. You don't know the last letter? Next to last? It's not like you have to sing it in tune going 200 words per minute. Where do you get to a point when you can't figure out the letter before the one you just said? zee-why-ex-doubleyou-vee-you-tee...It's not that hard. [/ QUOTE ] I'll admit I must have some mental block, but to me it's just not the same as counting numbers backwards. I can take a cryptoquote in the newspaper, flip it upside down, and solve it without a pen or pencil, but I can't recite the alphabet backwards. That said, if I spent 5 or 10 minutes practicing it, I'd have it, but why would I do that? That's why I was asking why it's a sobriety thing? |
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Re: What don\'t you know?
The mother occasionally teaches me to iron. But I forget immediately after.
I should know how to wire a plug. But I don't. I've never used a card of any sort to buy anything in a shop, i always pay with cash. I should probably change that if i move to the states, as i've heard you're a credit card society. Whenever i put money into an arcade video games machine, i always lose it on the first level. I should learn how to survive for longer. |
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I dont know what QFT means on these messageboards, I know its gotta do with a quote, but, I can't figure out the acronym, on that same note, i see SIIHP or something like that on these boards, and I dont know what that means either (stick it in her pu$$?)....
I dont know how I got the * title, but I think it means I suck as a poster. |
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