I celebrate my sexuality alone

[voyamatarte]

Basically, I got dumped about two months ago by a girl way out of my league who loved the D. In a 7 day period, I probably got off 12 times at least. Now fast forward to present day, when I have only been laid twice in between, once by a unenthusiastic drunk girl and another by a cute but not skilled hippy chick. So, what does this all mean?

I find myself experiencing slight pain and discomfort unless I jack off two times a day. Sometimes three. And I was raised Catholic, so obviously I feel dirty when I do this. These urges come at rediculous times. ("Oh, its 5:30 am and I just woke up to go pee. Why not jack off?")

Standard? Am I a devient? Should I jack off more?

[dsalt]

i'd probably write a book about your recent experience iIwu

[voyamatarte]

I'd never finish it, I have this problem where I jack off too much.

[MissChriss]

Install the sexy beast application on fb. U'll know what kind of animal u are. If u are a rabbit pls seek help.

[whois]

i jack off even having a gf. no sex obviously.

beat.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

1. cultivate obsession with jacking off
2. jack off a lot
3. ?????
4. Sperm Bank
5. Profit

[Smell The Glove]

i'm a machine imo

[RoundGuy]

I came.

[Himself]

Sounds like a little too often. Gotta savor it, let it be a special treat.

[Smell The Glove]

So if I masturbate twice during the day, then at night go over to my gf's and have sex with her twice, and then I jack off again afterwards, do you think I have a problem? Because I think that's pretty normal, imo.