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Old 11-16-2006, 06:13 PM
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Default BRAG: have choice of 2 hotties i met at party - v.pics

so the other night i was pwning at unlimited texas hold 'em when i got a cool message on myspace. my buddy had invited me to this raging party. i got there and it was insane. we were all pounding rootbeers, getting rowdy with boardgames and generally having a kickass time. i ruled at cranium (brag). guitar hero was also fun and all 5 of us were going at it something fierce when my friends punk ass nit of a roomate busted out of his room and stole back his controller (beat). something about "im a bitch i havce to study yada yada yada..." i challenged him to a 10k jr bacon cheeseburger fight for the controller but i had had to back down when i realized it was not polite to fight in a guests house. also studying is important.


anyway before the gay roomate broke up the party i met 2 hotass chicks. and get this... they both want me! im not sure which one i should go for though. i got a pic before we left so what does BBV think?



(im the darker one on the left wearing the colorful shirt)


BRAG : 2 hot bishes want me

BEAT : its a really tough choice. the one in the middle is super hot but she might eat a lot when we go out, and although im completely robusto i dont appreciate girls who use me for my money. the one on the right is also smoking hot but im not sure i want to start a relationship with her, as she would be crushed when i have to break up with her when i move to hermosa beach.

VARIANCE : im letting my moustache grow out so i can pimp some more mature hoes
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