Beat: I can't get laid!!! Contains pics and u can make monies..

[DaCooler]

did anyone hit the blonde?

[Rob121]

ah i can't get anywhere its like a real life nightmare. i keep retrying. it has asked "do you want to folllow her in the bathroom" a million times and its obviously not right after awhile i couldnt help myself and clicked yes mad fast.

[Cardgrrl]

You boyz are a riot.
Virtual dates! Cartoon porn!
If and when you actually have a real date, please do not take your cues from this nonsense...

[boohaa12]

awesome thread

[livesinabarn]

This is tilting me so hard. I got nakey photos at fountain and scenic view, and some fondling action on couch and in hot tub, but then i always get owned. She's such a nit.

[iHateDonkbets]

[ QUOTE ]
You boyz are a riot.
Virtual dates! Cartoon porn!
If and when you actually have a real date, please do not take your cues from this nonsense...

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pls post a guide to real life girl-treatment, im going out in 45 mins. Since im obv got a twisted mind and are unable to lure the oposite sex in to having sexytime w\ me online or live i would really apriciate yor advice, sir.

[iHateDonkbets]

[ QUOTE ]
This is tilting me so hard. I got nakey photos at fountain and scenic view, and some fondling action on couch and in hot tub, but then i always get owned. She's such a nit.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hang in there son. She will eventually give in for your irresistable boyslike charm.

[chris216]

When you get her drunk first, you can also take her to the strip club and let her participate in a contest. Is there any way to win that darn thing?

[benjdr]

[hra146]

^^ winnar