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07-23-2007, 01:34 AM
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Beat: can\'t find hooker who\'ll let me choke her
So I'm in the mood for some rough sex and my most recent f-buddy/ whatever just got back together with her old boyfriend. So I figure I'll get a hooker. I've never been with one before (except in Vegas and that doesn't count). Like I said, I'm looking for a chick who'll let me slap her, spank her, choke her, maybe siihp, whatever. So I get on craigslist, because that's the only place I know to go to. I make three different phone calls and all three hang up when I say something like "I'm looking to be rough with you, like spank you and stuff."
I could have gone with a normal one but I don't want to have just regular boring sex with an uninterested whore. And I definitely don't want to start getting rough with a chick who doesn't expect it, because I don't want to end up with some pimp beating my ass. oh yeah, I also don't want a chick to come over and be like "hell no i won't do that" when i propose to be rough with her, since that's a [censored] waste of time. So anyway, I'm stuck beating off to S&M porn on my comp. What it do BBV4L? |
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07-23-2007, 01:47 AM
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Re: Beat: can\'t find hooker who\'ll let me choke her
ok i don't get the lebron thing. i saw that pic posted in some other thread. what's the joke?
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07-23-2007, 01:51 AM
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Re: Beat: can\'t find hooker who\'ll let me choke her
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I'm sure GA would let you choke his wife. [/ QUOTE ] pm sent |
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07-23-2007, 02:00 AM
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Re: Beat: can\'t find hooker who\'ll let me choke her
tijuana, 4 streets down from the all you can drink 5 dollar bar, you can pull 18 year old prostys for 35 dollars +5 for 30 minutes at a the creepiest hotel you have ever been in.
or so i heard.. |
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