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DSBG 4 9.30%
DcifrThs 28 65.12%
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:02 AM
hoyasaxa hoyasaxa is offline
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Default worst life beat ever

before anyone asks, yes, this post is 100% serious.
I already gave a report of my trip to DC for the weekend to visit my buddies. I did not mention the raunchy unprotected sex I had with a girl I kind of liked since high school.

Fast forward till today, friday. After my jiu jitsu class, I go to take a piss, and it burns. Its like my piss is [censored] fire. I call up a doctor cousin of mine, and he pretty quickly diagnosed me with nongonococcal urethritis.

So I have an STD. Great.

What makes it worse is that I really liked this girl for a long time. Her name is vanessa, and shes pretty easily a 9. I almost put up a brag post but thought I would spare you all my sexual escapades.

So now the question is, do I see her again? or no?
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:05 AM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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Default Re: worst life beat ever

high school 9 = definite [censored]/STD motherload
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:06 AM
ebepse ebepse is offline
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Default Re: worst life beat ever

well u have it already now u might as well do it as much as poss
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:07 AM
The.Accountant The.Accountant is offline
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Default Re: worst life beat ever

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well u have it already now u might as well do it as much as poss

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Old 06-23-2007, 12:07 AM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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well u have it already now u might as well go around and try to pozz everyone else

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Old 06-23-2007, 12:09 AM
ianisakson ianisakson is offline
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Default Re: worst life beat ever

I say yes but make sure she knows she's got something and to take some pills or something to fix it
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:10 AM
tisthefire tisthefire is offline
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucks ass for you wow, i have no sympathy for you at all, if you're too stupid to wear a condom you deserve it
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:12 AM
chadmack chadmack is offline
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Default Re: worst life beat ever

there are worse life beats than this buddy, u [censored] a hot chick and got an infection, oh well, if it's cureable then this is hardly a beat
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:12 AM
hoyasaxa hoyasaxa is offline
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Default Re: worst life beat ever

my cousin is a doctor and got me the pills asap.
i cannot describe how badly this hurts. I dont know how im going to get to sleep tonight..
I love how the only no vote was me btw
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:21 AM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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plz to be changing op's title to pozzed
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