worst life beat ever

[kniper]

dude, that sounds like such a sissy std.

dont post again till you come back with a real one

[T.J. Combo]

WARNING: Strategy Post

Go see a real doctor. Now. A burning sensation when you piss could be anything.

Damage has been done, feel free to bang away if you get a second chance.

On second thought

[x]Asks for life advice from internet strangers
[x]Accepts a phone diagnosis from a family member
[x]Bangs a chick without a condom
[x]Thinks that somehow getting with her is going to give her diseases and "inflict pain" even though she gave the disease to OP.

YSSCKY

[Dire]

...easy girls aren't just easy with you.

lol at no rubber.

[rubbrband]

PICCCCCS!!!!111111

[MFpoker]

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yes, i think i can speak for everyone when i say we want to see your rash. er... wait.

[hoyasaxa]

sounds like a job for mspaint

[hoyasaxa]

how do i post something in mspaint on here?

[hobbes9324]

1) Any doc who would diagnose you over the phone is a lot smarter than me ( MD Board Certified Asst. Prof of Medicine) - oh wait......

2) Having said that, if you're not dripping yellow goo, good chance it's NG urethritis - either chalymdia or trich.

3) The easiest way to treat goofballs who get the painful pissin is a shot of Rocephin in the butt + either a gram of azithro OR a course of doxy.

4) Statistically, it's EXTREMELY unlikely that you got the big winner (HIV) unless you have any open lesions on your package, or you're very very unlucky. So you have that going for you.

5) Keep in mind that if you go back to the same waterhole, you are setting up for another episode - treatment does not give immunity. So wrap it up.

good luck

MM MD

[tarheeljks]

you are crazy if you [censored] this girl again

[BUTNAHHHH]

she definately owes u, take advantage maybe u can get the itching that goes perfectly iwth the burning.