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Old 04-16-2007, 06:16 PM
gobboboy gobboboy is offline
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Default I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

I gave her 2:1 odds. She says that the government hired the virginia shooter in order to:

1) Have him leave a corpse that we cannot identify, therefore making it more important to have microchips in everyone so we can identify them easily, therefore the government knows where we are at all times.

2) If he is indeed chinese, the government wants to make us angry at the chinese, who are supporting Iran, who we are going to war with soon.

Yeah.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

Jesus.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:17 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

gobbomom I'm dissapointed in you.

HU for conspiracy theories yo?
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:17 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

wow no offense but your mom is stupid when it comes to this
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:18 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

I am sorry, but your mother is misinformed
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:18 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

A) Too soon

B) Your mother's ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to her newsletter...
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:19 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

These ideas seem entirely plausible.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:22 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

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HU for conspiracy theories yo?

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Old 04-16-2007, 06:23 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

your mother is [censored] brilliant.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:23 PM
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Default Re: I just bet gobbomom $20 that the virginia shooter is not chinese.

rumor says he's japanese so this is an easy $20
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