journals

[baberahamlincoln]

does anyone keep track of there poker sessions on this forum? Is there a forum to do that and look at other journals?

[ahnuld]

wtf, how is [censored] have anything to do with BBV!!??!!!111!!

[jzpiano]

worst BBV EVER!

[Georgia Avenue]

Dear Diary:

I went to play some live poker (1/2 NL) today at the club. Sneaky Joe was there and he sneezed on the cards. It was so like EW gross me out with a fork. I wanted to wash my hands but I picked up the Big Woof (K9ss) under-the-gun and so I had to raise. Somebody min-raised and I called. The flop come 9T5 with TWO SPADES!

Just then who should walk in but SUSAN. Susan used to be a dealer but she one that big ladies tunament at the casino a few weeks back and now she plays professionally but still tends bar down at the Silver Gap Cowboy Hutch. WAHT A LOOKER! She's got a big pair of cans, and a nice bouncy butt. Little thick in the middle too, just like I like em. Her perm is drying out a bit cuz of her pack-a-day Newports habit but her Hooters T-shirt more than makes up for it.

Anyway, I bet he raised and I went all in... OOPs I guess I didn't have Fold Equity against QQ. I missed like 29 outs and went busto, and Susan laughed and took my seat as I went slinking home to my doublewide caked in the vomit of variance.

This weekend I'm gonna bake some cookies and bring them to the club, I'm sure the fellas will get a big kick outta that...hopefully SUSAN will enjoy them as well.

*_*

-509$ ($9 for Tylenol Sinus, that jerk Joe gave me the sniffles)
LOL XOXO J/K SMILE
--GA

[nation]

haha hero post GA

[baberahamlincoln]

my bad haha

its just cool to see who is actually making money over time and who isn't... sorry

[HOWMANY]

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my bad haha

its just cool to see who is actually making money over time and who isn't... sorry

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There is this cool thing called Poker Tracker that does this for you. Also some stupid thing called Poker Office that those limey tea suckers use. And there's also this newfangled invention called the COMPUTER that has these fancy things called PROGRAMS like Word or Excel that you can open up and record sessions in. They're a lot like journals, except without the gay part.

[danzasmack]

are you kidding?

BRAG: Found Blossom's journal on the street and she thinks I'm the cat's meowchow.

BEAT: My mom found my journal and I was outted wayyyyy earlier than I felt ready for. What's my next play? (with Variance: My dad was arrested for hate crimes before)

VARIANCE: Me and blossom use the same pen to write in out journals. Gel writers 4life.

[Suigin406]

OP, get PT and all ur problems will be solved...aren't there at least 5 forums where this topic would be better off in??

[skegvegaspoker]

GA, that was brilliant. Nh, sir.