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Old 09-13-2007, 04:37 PM
nineinchal nineinchal is offline
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Default Beat: My rabbi caught me smoking pot in my car....

This is a true story that happened to me one summer. I was drving in my car in my neighborhood (Canarsie, Brooklyn, New York) about thirty years ago. The rabbi rolled up along side of me while I was taking a deep hit digging on The Who. He looked, saw it was me and then lifted his hands up and rubbed one of his index fingers along his other index finger as if to say shame, shame, shame.

A week later, I was at the Chinese restaurant in Monticello, New York, enjoying my shrimp with lobster sauce and pork fried rice after a good jay and a hard weed munch. Who walks in? My rabbi without his yarmulke thinking he was incognito. I gave him the shame, shame, shame sign.
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Old 09-13-2007, 04:38 PM
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meh
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Old 09-13-2007, 04:42 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My rabbi caught me smoking pot in my car....

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shame shame shame

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I don't wanna go to Mexico no more more more
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:23 PM
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enjoying my pork fried rice
Who walks in? My rabbi

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Old 09-13-2007, 05:25 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My rabbi caught me smoking pot in my car....

dude you're old
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:26 PM
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enjoying my pork fried rice
Who walks in? My rabbi

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Pork, shrimp, lobster and Chinese restaurants in general are not kosher. He was the dude who my parents paid to teach me how to be a good Jew. He taught me how it is important to keep a kosher only diet.

In a matter of fact, I told my parents about how the rabbi complained to us in Hebrew school class, how most of our parents were becoming too Americanized and not keeping Kosher households.
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:28 PM
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dude you're old

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I'm old and going to die soon.
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:05 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My rabbi caught me smoking pot in my car....

i liked it
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Old 09-13-2007, 08:27 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My rabbi caught me smoking pot in my car....

Beat: you're telling us beats from 3 decades ago

Brag: you weren't throwing up black oily substance
Brag: you're from Canarsie
Brag: you smoke the herb

Variance: story was a strong B-, but i would still read again

*edited for additional brags*
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Old 09-14-2007, 09:50 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My rabbi caught me smoking pot in my car....

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Beat: you're telling us beats from 3 decades ago

Brag: you weren't throwing up black oily substance
Brag: you're from Canarsie
Brag: you smoke the herb

Variance: story was a strong B-, but i would still read again

*edited for additional brags*

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Read it again!!!!!!!!!!
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