Comm 40: I donk twice and get raised twice

[Maliant]

As played I would say, maybe I have Q10 and then 3-bet.

[ackid]

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I raise Preflop.

Flop is good.

Turn: Ive seenalot of posts lately about people giving speeches like this one. The "You ve got....." kind and in translation this means your beat.

Also why bet into a tight player when you just got raised on such a dry flop?

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Changed my mind about flop. After reading some of the other posts I like a c/r better to knock out possible draws. This could be a leak for me. Never quite sure if I should c/r or 3-bet.

[Maliant]

Just realized 3-betting turn probably pretty horrible but that's just because I don't expect any reasonable player to be cold calling with KJ PF here. Given her speech that's about exactly what she probably has, what a lucky b*tch.

[Maliant]

Eh you don't think she would 3-bet AA on button?

[andyfox]

Misread the OP, I had thought she did 3-bet preflop, I see now she cold-called.

[pocketpared]

When the pregnant woman tries coaching the table tell her "One player to a hand, please."

[surfdoc]

Shawn. Didnt read other responses yet. I played with her for like 14hrs the other day. She is pretty bad but her biggest weakness is that she plays too passively. She also misses river value bets so often it is comical. After all her jabbering the other day there was like 3 sepearate times I wanted to say to her "where is the rest of your pot" when she checked behind hands that were clearly good. I think you can call the turn and fold the river against her for this reason although I wouldn't be sad if you just folded to her turn raise as bizarre as that sounds. I think you are beat and she doesn't have much game as far as free SD plays and stuff like that.

[ShawnHoo]

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The MPC, having thoroughly discussed this hand, has deemed it in such a state of disarray that it is impossible to decide where to even begin dissecting this abomination.

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Stick around, I'll post some more that are much worse!

[ShawnHoo]

Couple of things:

My preflop line is non-standard, I get it. The raiser was someone who could get spazzy postflop, and I was hoping to disguise the strength of my hand here pre so I could make more post. Bad idea? I was betting the flop planning to get 3 bets in vs the PFR, but button's involvement threw things off a bit.

Do any of you guys interpret her question as "crap, if you have 2 pair, I'm screwed"?

[ProfessorBen]

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The MPC, having thoroughly discussed this hand, has deemed it in such a state of disarray that it is impossible to decide where to even begin dissecting this abomination.

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This gimmick account is really not funny anymore.