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Old 08-10-2007, 09:24 AM
Heavens_Myst Heavens_Myst is offline
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Default Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

<font color="red">This is my..</font>





<font color="red">So there I am... </font>



<font color="red">with the big blind being </font>



<font color="red">After some time playing, I </font>



<font color="red">From the betting, obviously some </font>



<font color="red"> So I'm like </font>



<font color="red"> and I </font>



<font color="red">But.. </font>



<font color="red">is a </font>



<font color="red">And the donk </font>








Converter is buggy but ya...
wtf
Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $10.00
BB: $45.25
<u>UTG: $61.75</u>
MP: $46.75
<u>Hero (CO): $125.50</u>
BTN: $95.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.25, <font color="red">MP raises to $2.00</font>, Hero calls $2.00, BTN calls $2.00, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $1.00</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $4.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00, BTN folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, MP folds, Hero calls $4.00

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $2.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $51.75</font>, Hero calls $33.75

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

UTG had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Sixes) and LOST
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST



tl;dr i get one outtered, i thought it was pretty funny cus i knew before pokerstars flipped his cards that i was [censored], figured id make a special bbv post about it, took me like 3 hours to do, [censored] the intranet!
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Old 08-10-2007, 09:28 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

very creative. nice. (the circumstances suck tho)
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Old 08-10-2007, 09:38 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

This is my <font color="green"> spanking radish book</font>.
So there I am... <font color="blue"> playing poker with dogs </font>
With the big blind being <font color="red"> one pissed off [censored]</font>
After some time playing, I <font color="purple"> got fat and jumped in a pool </font> <font color="brown"> with Whitey </font>
From the betting, obviously some <font color="#666666"> ass </font> <font color="red"> is a black dude playing football </font>
So I'm like <font color="green"> MY TONGUE IS 18 INCHES LONG </font>
and I <font color="blue"> reorganized the office with dudes </font>
<font color="brown"> and found 900 Benjamins underneath whatever the [censored] we moved </font>
But <font color="#666666"> Pokerstars.com </font>
is a <font color="red"> blue truck </font>
<font color="blue"> doo doo </font>
and the donk <font color="orange"> found some rocks near some rapids </font> <font color="green">on his 4 wheeler </font> <font color="brown"> with Nelson. </font>
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Old 08-10-2007, 09:40 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

lol
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Old 08-10-2007, 09:40 AM
Heavens_Myst Heavens_Myst is offline
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

[ QUOTE ]
This is my <font color="green"> spanking radish book</font>.
So there I am... <font color="blue"> playing poker with dogs </font>
With the big blind being <font color="red"> one pissed off [censored]</font>
After some time playing, I <font color="purple"> got fat and jumped in a pool </font> <font color="brown"> with Whitey </font>
From the betting, obviously some <font color="#666666"> ass </font> <font color="red"> is a black dude playing football </font>
So I'm like <font color="green"> MY TONGUE IS 18 INCHES LONG </font>
and I <font color="blue"> reorganized the office with dudes </font>
<font color="brown"> and found 900 Benjamins underneath whatever the [censored] we moved </font>
But <font color="#666666"> Pokerstars.com </font>
is a <font color="red"> blue truck </font>
<font color="blue"> doo doo </font>
and the donk <font color="orange"> found some rocks near some rapids </font> <font color="green">on his 4 wheeler </font> <font color="brown"> with Nelson. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

wp
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Old 08-10-2007, 09:41 AM
Nielsio Nielsio is offline
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

[ QUOTE ]
This is my <font color="green"> spanking radish book</font>.
So there I am... <font color="blue"> playing poker with dogs </font>
With the big blind being <font color="red"> one pissed off [censored]</font>
After some time playing, I <font color="purple"> got fat and jumped in a pool </font> <font color="brown"> with Whitey </font>
From the betting, obviously some <font color="#666666"> ass </font> <font color="red"> is a black dude playing football </font>
So I'm like <font color="green"> MY TONGUE IS 18 INCHES LONG </font>
and I <font color="blue"> reorganized the office with dudes </font>
<font color="brown"> and found 900 Benjamins underneath whatever the [censored] we moved </font>
But <font color="#666666"> Pokerstars.com </font>
is a <font color="red"> blue truck </font>
<font color="blue"> doo doo </font>
and the donk <font color="orange"> found some rocks near some rapids </font> <font color="green">on his 4 wheeler </font> <font color="brown"> with Nelson. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]


HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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Old 08-10-2007, 10:22 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya


One of the best.....EVER!
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Old 08-10-2007, 10:51 AM
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

[ QUOTE ]
This is my <font color="green"> spanking turnip dictionary</font>.
So there I am... <font color="blue"> playing poker with dogs </font>
With the big blind being <font color="red"> one pissed off [censored]</font>
After some time playing, I <font color="purple"> belly flopped </font> a <font color="brown"> full house </font>
From the betting, obviously some <font color="#666666"> donk </font> <font color="red"> running back </font>
So I'm like <font color="green"> MY TONGUE IS 18 INCHES LONG </font>
and I <font color="blue"> rolled a vending machine </font>
<font color="brown"> and found 900 Benjamins underneath the [censored] we moved </font>
But <font color="#666666"> Pokerstars.com </font>
is a <font color="red"> Mack truck </font>
<font color="blue"> poo </font>
and the donk <font color="orange"> rivered </font> <font color="green">a 4 wheeler </font> <font color="brown"> Nelson. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

AMIRITE?
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Old 08-10-2007, 10:54 AM
Heavens_Myst Heavens_Myst is offline
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This is my <font color="green"> spanking turnip dictionary</font>.
So there I am... <font color="blue"> playing poker with dogs </font>
With the big blind being <font color="red"> one pissed off [censored]</font>
After some time playing, I <font color="purple"> belly flopped </font> a <font color="brown"> full house </font>
From the betting, obviously some <font color="#666666"> donk </font> <font color="red"> running back </font>
So I'm like <font color="green"> MY TONGUE IS 18 INCHES LONG </font>
and I <font color="blue"> rolled a vending machine </font>
<font color="brown"> and found 900 Benjamins underneath the [censored] we moved </font>
But <font color="#666666"> Pokerstars.com </font>
is a <font color="red"> Mack truck </font>
<font color="blue"> poo </font>
and the donk <font color="orange"> rivered </font> <font color="green">a 4 wheeler </font> <font color="brown"> Nelson. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

AMIRITE?

[/ QUOTE ]

icwhatudidthar
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:07 AM
Louis Vuitton Louis Vuitton is offline
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Default Re: Bad Beat PICTURE STORY hyachaychaychaya

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
This is my <font color="green"> spanking radish book</font>.
So there I am... <font color="blue"> playing poker with dogs </font>
With the big blind being <font color="red"> one pissed off [censored]</font>
After some time playing, I <font color="purple"> got fat and jumped in a pool </font> <font color="brown"> with Whitey </font>
From the betting, obviously some <font color="#666666"> ass </font> <font color="red"> is a black dude playing football </font>
So I'm like <font color="green"> MY TONGUE IS 18 INCHES LONG </font>
and I <font color="blue"> reorganized the office with dudes </font>
<font color="brown"> and found 900 Benjamins underneath whatever the [censored] we moved </font>
But <font color="#666666"> Pokerstars.com </font>
is a <font color="red"> blue truck </font>
<font color="blue"> doo doo </font>
and the donk <font color="orange"> found some rocks near some rapids </font> <font color="green">on his 4 wheeler </font> <font color="brown"> with Nelson. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]


HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[/ QUOTE ]
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