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Old 08-06-2007, 06:53 PM
chief_ chief_ is offline
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Default how to properly shortstack stars 5/10 NL

*How to properly shortstack stars 5/10 NL*

Step 1 - choose a name like laszlo321, which is probably a combination of your child molester uncle's name and three random numbers, sit down at table with entire roll

Step 2 - peep everyone's location. wow, theres one american here! very aggressive usa, nice welcome to table fish hoho!

PokerStars Game #11337629642: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/06 - 07:25:50 (ET)
Table 'Hencke II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Bubbameg ($1797 in chips)
Seat 2: laszlo321 ($386.10 in chips)
Seat 3: jjjustin ($807.45 in chips)
Seat 4: AboulRon ($630.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Chieftastic ($1000 in chips)
Seat 6: aakkari ($1000 in chips)
Chieftastic: posts small blind $5
aakkari: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chieftastic [Ah As]
Bubbameg: raises $20 to $30
laszlo321: calls $30

i has good cards

jjjustin: raises $70 to $100

[censored] bluffer, his range = 22 or AK thus i will call and let him bluff his chip to me

AboulRon: folds
Chieftastic: raises $200 to $300

what the hell? this raise make no sense

aakkari: folds
Bubbameg: folds
laszlo321: raises $86.10 to $386.10 and is all-in

valuetown

jjjustin: folds
Chieftastic: calls $86.10
*** FLOP *** [3d Ts 8c]
*** TURN *** [3d Ts 8c] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [3d Ts 8c 3c] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Chieftastic: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
laszlo321: shows [8h Ac] (a full house, Eights full of Threes)

send it over my american brother

laszlo321 collected $909.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $912.20 | Rake $3
Board [3d Ts 8c 3c 8d]
Seat 1: Bubbameg folded before Flop
Seat 2: laszlo321 showed [8h Ac] and won ($909.20) with a full house, Eights full of Threes
Seat 3: jjjustin folded before Flop
Seat 4: AboulRon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Chieftastic (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 6: aakkari (big blind) folded before Flop
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:03 PM
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:27 PM
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Default Re: how to properly shortstack stars 5/10 NL

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Old 08-06-2007, 07:31 PM
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lols
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:26 AM
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lol'd. For a long time.
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:31 AM
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the kid has some moves
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:32 AM
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Did he get [censored] up? Or was it like the jake brown video where he just walks away from it.
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:34 AM
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Wow, his yarmulke flew off. That is actually amazing.
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:37 AM
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the funny thing is that most of the time when u see this sort of thing the dude is rocketing off a skateboard or something. but in this one the dude just dives straight headfirst into the floor for no reason at all.
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