BEAT: Girlfriends family prayed to president bush on the 4th!

[hexag1]

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O yeah she has a brother that once used a comeback "well at least im not having sex" when having a argument with my girlfriend.

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Huuuuuuuuge beat.
and this part isnt even the worst of it.

[Rootabager]

O yeah I forgot the best part. After eating dinner, all her friends and family gathered around and sang church songs. I couldnt believe it. I have never been to church before( my family not religious) and have never been around something like that.

Luckily I was able to sneak away and sit in her computer room and read 22. It was the best part of my 4th of July.

[Rootabager]

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lol @ blessing the food

nutjobs

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It went on for like 5 minutes. I just looked around at all the fat people that were there and thought, isnt gluttony a sin?

[Rootabager]

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we don even have the bible in our house, OMG NO BOOKZ RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!! NERD ALERT

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bad beat you dont have any bibles. You can rip out the pages in the back and use them for rolling papers.

[bigt2k4]

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lol @ blessing the food

nutjobs

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It went on for like 5 minutes. I just looked around at all the fat people that were there and thought, isnt gluttony a sin?

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No, it is a deadly sin

[Limesparks]

My wife's family prays in a big circle holding hands and names what they're thankful for on Thanksgiving. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] This one time my 5-year-old nephew said he was thankful for Santa Claus [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] and the whole crowd erupted in raucus laughter! But the laughter was holy in itself, because it was a celebration of innocence, and togetherness. It was not an affront to JEsus.

[Blarg]

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Huge beat. People are sad.

I was at the home of a friend once who couldn't stop raving about how Richard Nixon was so fantastic. I was within an inch of saying, "Damn, I wish he was here right now so you could f*ck him right here on the table in front of everyone!"

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I wish I was there to see the look on his face when you almost said that

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She was -- and I assume still is -- female, and the host. I mind my manners around hosts. But it was brutal. Like having to sit down and take Richard Simmons raving about Barbara Streisand for 10 minutes. A murderous rampage would have been an appropriate follow-up. I'm proud of myself for not saying anything, because I was very fed up, as was everyone else.

[Conte Rules]

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lol @ blessing the food

nutjobs

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[AlienCorpse]

I take it they haven't found out their daughters boyfriend is posts on a gambling forum. If they find that out all hell will break lose.

[27offsuit]

Your girlfriends family is [censored] stupid.


And dangerous.........prepare exit strategy.




Also, stink-palm Dad.