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Old 04-26-2007, 12:32 AM
TheOneWizard TheOneWizard is offline
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Default New MTV Reality Series About Virgin Guys

So I'm about to come home from the gym this morning when two girls come up to me. "Hi. We're casting for a new reality series on MTV."

"Cool. What is it?"

"It's about older guys who are virgins."

WTF? Why are they coming to me with this? Do I come off as a virgin to complete strangers? They hand me the little flyer. Here's what it says.

[ QUOTE ]
MTV is casting a new, fun documentary style reality series that follows virgin guys (18 & up) on their quest to find a girlfriend/lover.

...Do you get nervous around women?
...Do the girls you meet think of you more like a brother rather than a boyfriend/lover?
...Are people surprised to know you are a virgin?
...Do you find it difficult to pull youself away from you busy schedule to meet any girls? (e.g. work. studies, basevall season, video games.)

Everyone has their own unique reasons why they are still a virgin...

[/ QUOTE ]

I think they left out the reason "Women tend to be huge [censored]." My roommate's telling me to do it. "What do you got to lose," he said. Pride and dignity would be my answer.

Then again how much pride and dignity can you have when you're still a virgin?

What's my play BBV?
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