Maybe y'all will finally understand this one

FlyWf · #1 10-04-2006, 10:29 PM

PokerStars Game #6522748331: Tournament #33106330, $10+$1 Omaha Pot Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/10/04 - 22:23:17 (ET)
Table '33106330 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 3: SilentSupra (8965 in chips)
Seat 7: JohnnyBgood4 (5542 in chips)
Seat 8: FlyingWolf (1935 in chips)
Seat 9: hakatak (1558 in chips)
SilentSupra: posts small blind 100
JohnnyBgood4: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FlyingWolf [Kd Ks Qs 8s]
FlyingWolf: raises 500 to 700
hakatak: raises 858 to 1558 and is all-in
SilentSupra: folds
JohnnyBgood4: folds
FlyingWolf: calls 858
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jh 8d]
*** TURN *** [Qh Jh 8d] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jh 8d 8c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FlyingWolf: shows [Kd Ks Qs 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Queens)
hakatak: shows [Jd Jc 7c 4h] (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
SilentSupra said, "BOOM headshot"
hakatak collected 3416 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3416 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Jh 8d 8c 7d]
Seat 3: SilentSupra (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: JohnnyBgood4 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: FlyingWolf showed [Kd Ks Qs 8s] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Queens
Seat 9: hakatak (button) showed [Jd Jc 7c 4h] and won (3416) with a full house, Jacks full of Eights

Villian was 2+2!!!

jfish · #2 10-04-2006, 10:30 PM

if i were gay, id cockslap you.

keikiwai · #3 10-04-2006, 10:30 PM

ai pf - wtfcares

keikiwai · #4 10-04-2006, 10:31 PM

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if i were gay, id cockslap you.

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you can still bitch slap him

FULL RAKE · #5 10-04-2006, 10:38 PM

OP,

You are why this forum sucks. Not people like you, specifically you. This is not a beat, nor is it poker. 10 dollars? Darn, now you'll never get that value meal you always wanted. I literally hope you die for the sole reason that I would not have to read any more of your threads. In fact, I am going to start working on a time machine so I can go back in time and make your dad wear 3 condoms on the night you were conceived.

Best Wishes,
Full Rake

McBusto · #6 10-04-2006, 10:39 PM

[ QUOTE ]
OP,

You are why this forum sucks. Not people like you, specifically you. This is not a beat, nor is it poker. 10 dollars? Darn, now you'll never get that value meal you always wanted. I literally hope you die for the sole reason that I would not have to read any more of your threads. In fact, I am going to start working on a time machine so I can go back in time and make your dad wear 3 condoms on the night you were conceived.

Best Wishes,
Full Rake

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I like you full rake but wearing 3 condoms does not triple the protection as you are thinking.

mrh86 · #7 10-04-2006, 10:39 PM

[ QUOTE ]
OP,

You are why this forum sucks. Not people like you, specifically you. This is not a beat, nor is it poker. 10 dollars? Darn, now you'll never get that value meal you always wanted. I literally hope you die for the sole reason that I would not have to read any more of your threads. In fact, I am going to start working on a time machine so I can go back in time and make your dad wear 3 condoms on the night you were conceived.

Best Wishes,
Full Rake

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lol condoments

FULL RAKE · #8 10-04-2006, 10:41 PM

fold pre - [censored].

FlyWf · #9 10-04-2006, 10:48 PM

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This is not a beat,

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pokenum -mc 500000 -o kd ks qs 8s - jd jc 7c 4h
Omaha Hi: 500000 sampled boards
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ks Qs 8s Kd 327027 65.41 172973 34.59 0 0.00 0.654
Jc 7c Jd 4h 172973 34.59 327027 65.41 0 0.00 0.346

FULL RAKE · #10 10-04-2006, 10:51 PM

this has GOT to be some 3rd level idiocy, right?