Absolute Wants Me Back

[TheOneWizard]

I suppose this could've gone in Internet Gambling, but I figured it would get more love here. The VIP host called me earlier today and mentioned all the deals without the caps and I thought they sounded really desperate. As it is this seems rather pathetic.
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Hello,



It was great speaking with you today and once again I do appreciate your time! Well, here is the offer I spoke about. Please keep in mind this is a special promotion that is not available on our website or advertised anywhere else. This offer is valid only for player THE1WIZARD. Don’t hesitate to inquire with any questions or comments.



- With your next deposit of $100 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to our EXCLUSIVE VIP Invitational $5,000 tourney that is played every other Friday!



- With your next deposit of $500 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to our EXCLUSIVE VIP Invitational $5,000 tourney that is played every other Friday!

- One seat to the $10K Guaranteed Tournament at 20:00 EST



- With your next deposit of $1000 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to our EXCLUSIVE VIP Invitational $5,000 tourney that is played every other Friday!

- One free guest seat to our $75k Guaranteed Tournament



- With your next deposit of $2500 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to our EXCLUSIVE VIP Invitational $5,000 tourney that is played every other Friday!

- One free guest seat to our $150k Guaranteed Tournament.



This is a one time offer only. Good for one deposit. Your deposit must be made within 7 days of this offer.



IMPORTANT: This is a personal offer. You need to reply to this email after you make your deposit in order to receive your bonuses and set up tourneys – or if you have any questions. This promotion cannot be combined with another promotion.





________________________

Erwin Leer

AbsolutePoker ~ VIP Host

Erwin@AbsolutePoker.com

Absolute Poker VIP Hosting: Setting The Standard For Online VIP Service


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[JSmith2007]

[x] Standard

[apefish]

Hold out for one night access to a superuser account.

lol,

with deposit of $500 or more
-5% capped at $100 or $10 which evar is greater.

.05 x $500 = $25 moran's

[Nulle]

and
$2,5k *.05 = $125
$2,5k *.30 = $750

AP thinks if they copy paste the same promos several times, it look likes they got o' so many promos.

[grando]

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lol,

with deposit of $500 or more
-5% capped at $100 or $10 which evar is greater.

.05 x $500 = $25 moran's

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lol

[highhustla]

[imitation]

I got the same offer, I told the girl I was dissapointed with absolutes handling of the cheating scandal and would not be returning any time soon, I doubt it acheived much.