WHY DO THEY [censored] CHASE FLUSH DRAWS N HIT EVERY [censored] TIME

[Heavens_Myst]

THIRD [censored] BROKEN MOUSE IN LIKE A MONTH, [censored] GOD

[Crazy Porto]

exactly what i was thinking today

[Dan87]

HAYAHCHACHAYCHACH

god bless america

[hasugopher]

son of a goddamn bitch

[Windforce]

buy cheaper mouses
profit

[JMX]

Holy mackerel.

[hostile harry]

mods, can we start tempbanning these annoying lowlimit douchebags that make awful OPs, particularly when they have 2k+ posts, all of which are unfunny and lame?

kid, you are a tool.

[MyPC8MyMoney]

Must be on PokerStars...
they have the "dominated hand hits his undercard"
and
"fill the rag flush" program running lately.

activated when your chips go in

Oh yeah, forgot about the "Fish hit's his rag second pair" program as well. This one hits when you check to trap. Fun stuff [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[LionelHutz00]

you seem nice

[badplayer]

You mean like this?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 ($113.10)
MP1 ($100)
MP2 ($92)
CO ($94.75)
Button ($97.90)
SB ($87.30)
Hero ($92.85)
UTG ($100.40)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $1, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($5) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $10</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $91.85</font>, UTG folds, MP2 calls $91 (All-In), Button calls $91.85, SB folds.

Turn: ($288) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($288) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $289.70

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Td Tc (three of a kind, tens).
MP2 has 5d 5h (three of a kind, fives).
Button has Ac 3c (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins $289.69. </font>