this made me smile :)

[chief_]

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (BB): $207.70</font>
SB: $168.40

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9</font>, SB calls $6

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($18) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $18</font>, SB calls $18

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($54) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $46</font>, SB calls $46

<font color="black">River:</font> ($146) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $134.70</font>, SB calls all-in for $95.40
Uncalled bet of $39.30 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0 returned to SB

Pot Size: $336.80 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Twos) and LOST (-$168.40)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine high) and WON (+$167.90)

chat afterwards:

him: OH MY #%%%IJNG GOdjoåfewghpoihipy2334

[Poisoned]

his pattern mapper put you on AQ

[Kimbell175113]

I was expecting the gambler2k4 hand. This adds a new level to every thread in BBV.