variance: ahmenidajaskjkksdad speaking on my campus monday

[mlagoo]

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"dont nuke me bro"

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for some reason i lol'd hard at this [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[bonds]

offer him a razor and some shaving cream, tell him that 'chicks dig the chin stap'.

[Limesparks]

TRIP REPORT

pretending he was pointing at a weiner was not as funny as pretending all the micropohnes were weiners. but it still was kind of funny because of the look on his face. next i will try pretending both things.

[schundler]

I hope you offend him and he has you killed

[DarkForceRising]

Ask him how he feels about the Clarkmeister banning.

[benza13]

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Ask him to pronounce his name and then start laughing.

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At least 3 times.

[Conspire]

Hold a big F OOT sign for sure.

[holdme]

ive never heard of him

[doubLe a tom]

Start asking questions about stupid conspiricies and wind up in a wild frenzy. Cause a ruckus and disrupt the whole proceeding. When the campus police try to remove you ask why they are arresting you. Then start screaming like a little bitch and throw a hissy a fit. They will probably threaten to tase you if you dont settle down. Just be like "DONT TASE ME, BRO." Theres a good chance you will get tased but its ok and well worth it and you will have got your point across, gotten the attention of the national media.

[4_2_it]

Just get about 20 other students and kidnap him for 444 days. He will appreciate the irony.