SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV Pt 2 (nc)

[brandysbich]

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brandy, is that like 10ptbb/100?

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Small sample size of course, but without shipurstack this def wasnt possible. Also I game select reaaaally well and datamine, it def all adds up.

I'd also like to add that i've had a lot of sweat sessions with my buddy MasterLJ who hasnt quite fully made the jump to msnl due to being a BR nit, but He's def another option for caoching if you looking into getting into ssnl HU.

edit- This is just my HU for this month incase I get the [ ] not 5 figs thrown at me, but with RB its over 10k anyways.

[tannenj]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=1#Post13144319

if an ssnler can fix this for me, i'll double the reward ($30 yippee!)

[goofyballer]

Only thing that comes to mind is that keyboard connection might be loose and you may have to try taking it apart to reset the cable or something. Or get a USB keyboard and see if that works better.

[otis_nixon]

Hey absolute regulars,

What is the deal with IAMMAVERICK? He is pretty obviously not good at poker but in the 2k hands I have on him over the last month or so is on a retarded heater. wtf? Maybe someone has a longer period and he's a big loser/breakeven? Geez I hope so

[Shizzle12345]

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Hey absolute regulars,

What is the deal with IAMMAVERICK? He is pretty obviously not good at poker but in the 2k hands I have on him over the last month or so is on a retarded heater. wtf? Maybe someone has a longer period and he's a big loser/breakeven? Geez I hope so

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he seems a bit retarded to me. also with 26/10 stats...

STAGE #819277191: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-11-15 16:32:25 (ET)
Table: SAN DIEGO (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - SJAAKIIE ($520.20 in chips)
Seat 5 - HUGGYBEAR69 ($332.80 in chips)
Seat 6 - MEDEVIL ($784.30 in chips)
Seat 1 - VIIVL ($254.40 in chips)
Seat 2 - RAWDON ($1127.80 in chips)
Seat 3 - IAMMAVERICK ($719.45 in chips)
HUGGYBEAR69 - Posts small blind $2
MEDEVIL - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SJAAKIIE [Kc 6s]
VIIVL - Folds
RAWDON - Raises $16 to $16
IAMMAVERICK - Calls $16
SJAAKIIE - Folds
HUGGYBEAR69 - Folds
MEDEVIL - Folds
*** FLOP *** [2c 4c 6d]
RAWDON - Bets $20
IAMMAVERICK - Calls $20
*** TURN *** [2c 4c 6d] [4h]
RAWDON - Bets $24
IAMMAVERICK - Calls $24
*** RIVER *** [2c 4c 6d 4h] [9h]
RAWDON - Bets $100
IAMMAVERICK - Calls $100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RAWDON - Shows [Kd Qs] (One pair, fours)
IAMMAVERICK - Shows [Ac Ad] (Two Pair, aces and fours)
IAMMAVERICK Collects $322.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($326) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [2c 4c 6d 4h 9h]
Seat 1: VIIVL Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: RAWDON HI:lost with One pair, fours [Kd Qs - B:4h,B:4c,P:Kd,P:Qs,B:9h]
Seat 3: IAMMAVERICK won Total ($322.50) HI$322.50) with Two Pair, aces and fours [Ac Ad - P:Ad,P:Ac,B:4h,B:4c,B:9h]
Seat 4: SJAAKIIE (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: HUGGYBEAR69 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: MEDEVIL (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS


STAGE #819593070: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-11-15 22:13:17 (ET)
Table: SAN DIEGO (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - HAMAZRIYA3 ($760.10 in chips)
Seat 6 - RHH9302 ($314.60 in chips)
Seat 1 - IAMMAVERICK ($1079.65 in chips)
Seat 2 - ISCHJAN19 ($142 in chips)
Seat 3 - SJAAKIIE ($924 in chips)
Seat 4 - KINGOFFOLDS ($141.25 in chips)
RHH9302 - Posts small blind $2
IAMMAVERICK - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SJAAKIIE [Ad 8s]
ISCHJAN19 - Calls $4
SJAAKIIE - Folds
KINGOFFOLDS - Folds
HAMAZRIYA3 - Folds
RHH9302 - Folds
IAMMAVERICK - Raises $8 to $12
ISCHJAN19 - Calls $8
*** FLOP *** [8d Kh Kd]
IAMMAVERICK - Bets $16
ISCHJAN19 - Calls $16
*** TURN *** [8d Kh Kd] [Qh]
IAMMAVERICK - Bets $20
ISCHJAN19 - Calls $20
*** RIVER *** [8d Kh Kd Qh] [10c]
IAMMAVERICK - Bets $94
ISCHJAN19 - All-In $94
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IAMMAVERICK - Shows [Kc Qs] (Full house, kings full of queens)
ISCHJAN19 - Mucks
IAMMAVERICK Collects $282.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($286) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [8d Kh Kd Qh 10c]
Seat 1: IAMMAVERICK (big blind) won Total ($282.50) HI$282.50) with Full house, kings full of queens [Kc Qs - B:Kh,B:Kd,P:Kc,P:Qs,B:Qh]
Seat 2: ISCHJAN19 HI: [Mucked] [Qd 3d]
Seat 3: SJAAKIIE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: KINGOFFOLDS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: HAMAZRIYA3 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: RHH9302 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS


STAGE #819583101: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-11-15 22:03:24 (ET)
Table: SAN DIEGO (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - KINGOFFOLDS ($151.25 in chips)
Seat 5 - HAMAZRIYA3 ($771.40 in chips)
Seat 6 - RHH9302 ($359.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - IAMMAVERICK ($1015.65 in chips)
Seat 3 - SJAAKIIE ($756.50 in chips)
HAMAZRIYA3 - Posts small blind $2
RHH9302 - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SJAAKIIE [4d 7d]
IAMMAVERICK - Raises $12 to $12
SJAAKIIE - Folds
KINGOFFOLDS - Folds
HAMAZRIYA3 - Folds
RHH9302 - Calls $8
*** FLOP *** [8d 5h Kd]
RHH9302 - Checks
IAMMAVERICK - Bets $12
RHH9302 - Calls $12
*** TURN *** [8d 5h Kd] [9h]
RHH9302 - Checks
IAMMAVERICK - Bets $12
RHH9302 - Calls $12
*** RIVER *** [8d 5h Kd 9h] [6s]
RHH9302 - Checks
IAMMAVERICK - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RHH9302 - Shows [Ah Jh] (ace high)
IAMMAVERICK - Shows [Js Jc] (One pair, jacks)
IAMMAVERICK Collects $70.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($74) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [8d 5h Kd 9h 6s]
Seat 1: IAMMAVERICK won Total ($70.50) HI$70.50) with One pair, jacks [Js Jc - P:Js,P:Jc,B:Kd,B:9h,B:8d]
Seat 3: SJAAKIIE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: KINGOFFOLDS (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: HAMAZRIYA3 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: RHH9302 (big blind) HI:lost with ace high [Ah Jh - P:Ah,B:Kd,P:Jh,B:9h,B:8d]

vs retarded monkey:

STAGE #819551406: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-11-15 21:30:58 (ET)
Table: SAN DIEGO (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - EVISCERATION ($430.56 in chips)
Seat 1 - IAMMAVERICK ($1052.85 in chips)
Seat 2 - SCHOOLBOYAA ($1005.05 in chips)
Seat 3 - SJAAKIIE ($506 in chips)
Seat 4 - DBLDEUCE1 ($162.80 in chips)
Seat 5 - HAMAZRIYA3 ($663.10 in chips)
IAMMAVERICK - Posts small blind $2
SCHOOLBOYAA - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SJAAKIIE [Ks 10h]
SJAAKIIE - Folds
DBLDEUCE1 - Folds
HAMAZRIYA3 - Folds
EVISCERATION - Folds
IAMMAVERICK - Raises $6 to $8
SCHOOLBOYAA - Calls $4
*** FLOP *** [2h 6d As]
IAMMAVERICK - Checks
SCHOOLBOYAA - Bets $4
IAMMAVERICK - Calls $4
*** TURN *** [2h 6d As] [7d]
IAMMAVERICK - Checks
SCHOOLBOYAA - Bets $4
IAMMAVERICK - Raises $12 to $12
SCHOOLBOYAA - Calls $8
*** RIVER *** [2h 6d As 7d] [5c]
IAMMAVERICK - Checks
SCHOOLBOYAA - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IAMMAVERICK - Shows [Ah Js] (One pair, aces)
SCHOOLBOYAA - Mucks
IAMMAVERICK Collects $45.10 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($48) | Rake ($2.40) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [2h 6d As 7d 5c]
Seat 1: IAMMAVERICK (small blind) won Total ($45.10) HI$45.10) with One pair, aces [Ah Js - B:As,P:Ah,P:Js,B:7d,B:6d]
Seat 2: SCHOOLBOYAA (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [6s 9s]
Seat 3: SJAAKIIE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: DBLDEUCE1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: HAMAZRIYA3 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: EVISCERATION (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[tannenj]

thanks for the suggestions guys. will take another look after my session.

[thac]

I dislike poker/Annabella Maria

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $290.70
Hero (BTN): $199.70
SB: $197.65
BB: $160
UTG: $185
MP: $219.75

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, MP calls $7, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $29</font>, SB calls $28, BB folds, UTG calls $22, MP calls $22

Flop: ($118) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $84</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $190.75 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $86.70 and is All-In

Turn: ($459.40) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($459.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $459.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks) and LOST (-$199.70 NET)
MP showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and WON $456.40 (+$256.70 NET)

[tannenj]

i'm more bothered by ilovemypuppy

[dirtylobster]

First I lost a flip against Clayton for stacks (AK&lt;QQ) and I was about to end my session when this happened:

POKERSTARS GAME #13510290046: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/11/27 - 20:20:23 (ET)
Table 'Bancilhon II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Loganboy ($76.75 in chips)
Seat 2: thomber26 ($231.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Kanoa_Style ($215.05 in chips)
Seat 4: dirtylobster ($320.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Joeik ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: paulvan59 ($51.45 in chips)
thomber26: posts small blind $1
Kanoa_Style: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dirtylobster [Ac Js]
dirtylobster: raises $5 to $7
Joeik: calls $7
paulvan59: folds
Loganboy: folds
thomber26: calls $6
Kanoa_Style: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qd Kd]
thomber26: checks
dirtylobster: bets $16
Joeik: folds
thomber26: raises $208.30 to $224.30 and is all-in
dirtylobster: calls $208.30
*** TURN *** [Ts Qd Kd] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qd Kd Jh] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thomber26: shows [Ks Jc] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
dirtylobster: mucks hand
thomber26 collected $468.60 from pot
dirtylobster said, "dajkdajsda"
dirtylobster said, "izad"
dirtylobster said, "na"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $471.60 | Rake $3
Board [Ts Qd Kd Jh Kh]
Seat 1: Loganboy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: thomber26 (small blind) showed [Ks Jc] and won ($468.60) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
Seat 3: Kanoa_Style (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: dirtylobster mucked [Ac Js]
Seat 5: Joeik folded on the Flop
Seat 6: paulvan59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

STOP THE [censored] DOOMSWITCH NOW!!1!!!1

[bubaloo]

seems like its stuck, try holding it upsidedown and blowing under said key. might be some crumbs or something jamming it.