VIPS Chicago Strip Club/ clubs in general

[CrushinFelt]

I've heard really mixed reviews about this place. The consensus is that the girls are hot but that there's a lot of drawbacks (stage isn't big enough, bouncers/girls are pushy, beers are expensive as sin, etc.)

Anybody have some input?

And for everyone else, what to you makes a good strip club? You can't touch the girls at this one, and doing much more than just placing the bills on the stage as they dance is not really acceptable.

I've been to some strip clubs that are basically anything goes, wtf is with the nitty places?

[anduril]

I totally agree and if there is a no touch policy then I'm out the door. I live in MA and there is one place that is ok but NOTHING beats Treasures in vegas.

oh, and "doing much more than just placing the bills on the stage as they dance is not really acceptable" would make me throw up on the bouncers shoes. My rule of thumb is that if porn is more interactive, the strip club sucks.

[eastern motors]

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I totally agree and if there is a no touch policy then I'm out the door. I live in MA and there is one place that is ok but NOTHING beats Treasures in vegas.

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Was I in AC with you last weekend?

[anduril]

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I totally agree and if there is a no touch policy then I'm out the door. I live in MA and there is one place that is ok but NOTHING beats Treasures in vegas.

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Was I in AC with you last weekend?

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I was there and very loud/drunk with 6 friends at the Borgata/Bare Exposure.

[Worm75]

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I totally agree and if there is a no touch policy then I'm out the door. I live in MA and there is one place that is ok but NOTHING beats The Rhino in vegas.

oh, and "doing much more than just placing the bills on the stage as they dance is not really acceptable" would make me throw up on the bouncers shoes. My rule of thumb is that if porn is more interactive, the strip club sucks.

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FYP

[monkeyfightclub]

Not a big fan of strip clubs, but the clubs in Dallas were amazing. The women, atmosphere, everything was fantastic.

[A.P. Keaton]

Yea, VIPs really sucks. If you want to go somewhere in downtown Chicago, try Scarletts. Last time I was there it was BYOB but I think that may have changed.

Your best bet is to go to Chinatown for a 'massage.' Then get a good meal and take the free shuttle to the boats and play poker.

[MacGuyV]

The more I go to strip clubs the more I think they suck. Not sure what the going rate for hookers is, but I can't imagine it's much more than a couple hrs in a typical club.

[XXXNoahXXX]

My friend was talking bout strip clubs and made the following seem like SOP. I disagreed, so a pole.

[ActionJeff]

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My friend was talking bout strip clubs and made the following seem like SOP. I disagreed, so a pole.

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man, I must be getting some REALLY bad lap dances, because I've never even come close