brag/beat: new gf is a total nympho

[Himself]

Are you currently attending Georgetown?

[Irish Mafia]

pics?

[prodonkey]

U should get hit by a train for doing your friends ex.

[WiredSevens]

Condoms? or she's on the pill and you don't care about nympho most likely having super herp?

[IReadSouls]

Ok i like an aggressive line here, invite her over after work one night, and b4 she gets there hide the big dead rat in your bed under the covers. take her to your room and then say w8 here i gotta get somethin/take a whizz. then leave and come back and when you pull the covers off be all like "ZOMGWTF crazy bitch, why u put this big dead rat in my bed crazy pshycho whore, GTFO" and kick her out naked and throw the dead rat at her and laugh while your wanna be playa room-mate hits on her anyway.

[King_S]

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[SNOWBALL]

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U should get hit by a train for doing your friends ex.


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yeah srsly. Why would anyone willingly admit to this?

[keikiwai]

easy solution

just keep sexing her till she gets UTI

then you'll get a break for a while

[Tartufo]

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easy solution

just keep sexing her till she gets UTI

then you'll get a break for a while

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Dunno, my definition of total nympho definitely includes not being deterred in the least bit by those kind of minor distractions. At the very worst/best, its a reason to make you diverge some attention to her other orifices.

[React1oN]

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I'm sure goofyballer can write a letter to help rid you of this problem.

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lol nice

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Also,
Brag: Unlimited sex
Beat: You'll be tired after a few days.