Lamest fortune ever

xorbie · #1 03-29-2007, 03:46 PM

I just had a fortune cookie. Fortune: "Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it."

wtf please die.

solids · #2 03-29-2007, 03:57 PM

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"Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it......in bed."

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fyfc

Spellmen · #3 03-29-2007, 05:41 PM

He said fortune, not horoscope

Klompy · #4 03-29-2007, 06:02 PM

"people enjoy you because of your delicate features"

recondite7 · #5 03-29-2007, 07:23 PM

"beware of cookies bearing fortunes"

szw · #6 03-29-2007, 07:25 PM

"ignore previous cookie"

gusmahler · #7 03-29-2007, 07:40 PM

I once had a fortune cookie that said:

"You will get new clothes"

The fact that it became true makes it the most accurate fortune cookie ever.

MasterLJ · #8 03-29-2007, 07:43 PM

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I just had a fortune cookie. Fortune: "Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it."

wtf please die.

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YOU DO!!?!?!?!??!

tomdemaine · #9 03-29-2007, 07:45 PM

"you have aids"

Big Poppa Smurf · #10 03-29-2007, 08:44 PM

I got one once that said "don't panic". WTF THAT IS ADVICE NOT A FORTUNE