BOOYAH!

CaptainBusto · #1 06-20-2007, 10:18 AM

so im at my local casino, just looking to have some fun at the tables. i check out the games and this one guy is really donking it up, calling off his money right and left. so i sit down just as the guy is flipping a coin whether to call an allin with 24o (lol, fish). i call him out on it and hes visibly tilted (good, this will play right into my hand later on).

after a couple of hands i pick up TT and bet out (it was a spread limit game). mister tilty mctilterson comes back with a reraise. obviously im trapping him expertly here, so i raise right back till were all-in. through some ungodly stroke of luck he flips up AA, but justice is restored when the beautiful T comes on the river. ship it, BOOYAH!

now he's reaaally steaming, you can just see it from his eyes. very next hand i pick up AK, just as mister steamboat predictably starts shoveling money in the middle again (obvious tilt again). the money goes in and he turns up KK (what a sick luckbox this guy is, seriously). i am not daunted by this minor problem though and surely enough the righteous A saves me from this pickle though. ship it, crucially, BOOYAH!! he looks like hes about to die on the spot, lols.

im feeling pretty good about myself at this point, so i head over to the bar to grab a drink and chat with the ladies. when i go to check out the table again my favourite fish is gone, so i go looking for him. i spot him at the blackjack table just as he has a bunch of cash laid out on a hand (prolly his whole bankroll, lol) and i devise a cunning plan. now the rule at this casino is that if several players bet on the hand, they only get one hand between them and the one with the most money invested gets to call the action. he has $400 on the table, so i expertly bet $410. we get dealt 18 and the dealer shows a 6. i immediately call out 'hit me!'. i watch as his jaw drops and he starts waving his arms around, calling for the floor. the floor comes over, but basically tells him to stfu. dealer draws a card, its a ten, bust. i call out another BOOYAH! as i get up from the table, leaving him sitting there, staring in disbelief.

as i get to the parking lot, i walk over to his car (how did i know? how did i know the A was gonna hit with the AK? sometimes you just do.) and slash his tires and smash his window, just out of spite.
best casino trip ever.
BOOYAH!

cliffs notes: tilted the living [censored] out of a giant fish tiltmonkey. booyah!