worst sexual experience you've ever had

[BowToYourSensei]

first a poker hand to keep this thread kosher

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Ah Jc]
dukeofearle: calls 20
bighough: folds
Vlohriz: folds
vasky: folds
Kingski: calls 20
Edje62: calls 20
ifoundnemo23: raises 100 to 120
P4ter: folds
TorBamsen: folds
dukeofearle: calls 100
Kingski: folds
Edje62: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc Ts]
dukeofearle: checks
Edje62: bets 200
ifoundnemo23: raises 900 to 1100 and is all-in
dukeofearle: calls 1100
Edje62: folds
*** TURN *** [7c Tc Ts] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc Ts 8c] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dukeofearle: shows [9d 8h] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
ifoundnemo23: shows [Ah Jc] (a pair of Tens)
dukeofearle collected 2810 from pot

lol donkaments

anyway, got blown by a girl who had never given head before. she bit on my dick. it hurt real bad. then it bled. a lot.

in hindsight the proper play there would be to [censored] her anyway, leave, and leave a note saying "i have aids"

[Grey]

Mine is so bad I seriously can't talk about it.

[Spechel EDD]

yo mammy was eating mah ass and then i farted right in her face

owned u dumb ho

[jonwanchalk]

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Mine is so bad I seriously can't talk about it.

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ALIENS

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Mine is so bad I seriously can't talk about it.

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[SneakyFerret]

Mine looked a little something like this......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYXqlgzAc-0


(not rickroll)

[Squareview]

wait my worst was my best...

[David LoPan]

15 yrs old, parents out of town, threw a party at my house for my birthday over thanksgiving weekend. Party was awesome until neighbors called cops and it got shut down around 1am. So this girl is there who I was talking to and she was gonna spend teh night. Her friend had to spend the night too and she was a chunky blonde girl whose brother was the biggest d-bag roid-rage kill someone guy in our high school.

So the girl i'm with is a halfsy asian and we start makin out at which point i say "i think you need to give me head now." she obliges, worst head ever teeth jsut bad bad technique. so im just ognna [censored] her so after she puts on condom i take off her panties to be floored by the worst smelling cnt-stench in the history of man. i instantly threw up on myself/bed/floor/her too, and then kicked her out of my room and locked the door to pass out. I blocked her on aim and had the phone company block her number from calling my house.

side beat: 2 friends who stayed over lumberjacked girl's friend. Afterwards in the morning chunky friend jumped in the shower with me and gave me good shower head. Her brother found out and kicked our asses pretty good the following weekend at another party.

brag: he went to jail after graduating for attempted murder

[2weak]

[x]villain had the best hand
[x]thread delivers


i hope you really wrote a note saying "i have aids"

[Josh.]

i had a girl throw up in my bed/on me during freshman initiation. she wasnt even the girl i was hooking up with. it was her friend, who i had walked back to her dorm earlier. this girl was too drunk to move so i shared my bed with her. so she [censored] blocked me them puked on me...