I made a friend!

[THEE_LIONN]

Welcome! An online representative will be with you shortly. You are number 1 in the queue. Your wait time will be approximately 0 minute(s) and 30 seconds. Thank you for waiting.
You are now chatting with 'Rodrigo'

Rodrigo: Welcome to our VIP Department, how may I assist you?

you: hey, just bored
you: hows your day going

Rodrigo: Very good, thank you for asking
Rodrigo: I hope you are doing great

you: im down a little today at the tables
you: nothing bad though
you: fun being a support person?
you: hey!
you: ur my support guy...im trying to get off tilt

Rodrigo: It is great when the customers are polite and you are able to help them

you: oh ya, do u keep track of like all previous chats with a customer?

Rodrigo: They are saved but I do not have access to them

you: oh, how much u get paid an hour?
you: seems like a chill job

Rodrigo: I am not authorized to give out that information sir

you: lame
you: so get any good stories talking to ppl?
you: u heard the new kanye west album?
you: pretty good, way better then 50 in my opinion

Rodrigo: I am so sorry sir, I know the artist name, but I do not listen to that kind of music

you: whattt, hes like the best artist

Rodrigo: I totally respect your taste, but I am not familiar with his music so I'd rather not lie to you.

you: oh, what kind/whose music do u listen to?
you: I assume your not american...most support ppl are not

Rodrigo: No I am not american sir. I listen to Rock, metal, progressive and trip hop music mostly, but I do have an open mind to all music.

you: oh, i listen to rock. but indie rock not metal. bands like academy is etc

Rodrigo: I don't recognize that one, is it like Interpol, Muse or Dredg?

you: i dont know what those terms mean. Its just like young modern bands. hard to explain

Rodrigo: I see

you: i want to put a suggestion down for absolutepoker. I think theyre store is really lacking compared to major sites like fulltilt and pokerstars

Rodrigo: I understand

you: I know the player base is smaller, but having some shirts maybe button downs etc would be nice

you: none of absolutes apparell is fashionable
you: put like a track jacket in the store or something ya feel me

Rodrigo: Yes sir, very good suggestion indeed

you: ya, i know u cant change anything but sometimes i just gotta vent
you: so how'd u even get a job working for absolute, seems random

Rodrigo: I use to work for a sports book which gave me a lot of experience in customer support

you: ohhh, thats pretty legit
you: u allowed to play on the site?

Rodrigo: We are not allowed to play for real money at all

you: that sux, id hella get access to mark seif super user account
you: he can see everyone whole cards

Rodrigo: I am sure he can't

you: =/ fun to think he can right. So is ur name really rodrigo or is it just to seem like im talking to a person personally and not an employee who doesnt really care but acts concern lol

Rodrigo: I answer emails and phone calls as Rod, but my full name is Rodrigo

you: oh, so u guys switch off duties. like tomorow you'll be working the phone or soemthing
you: thought u did VIP support all day

Rodrigo: Yes I do all three things for VIP customers on every shift

you: oh, u get any prank calls?

Rodrigo: sometimes
Rodrigo: Is this a prank chat?

you: nah, im just bored
you: pretty sure this is the highlight of your day
you: prolly get boring convos like how do i access the VIP store or how do i deposit blah blah blah

Rodrigo: I can carry on if you which but I am going to need your account information

you: why?

Rodrigo: because I need to verify that you are a VIP customer

you: oh no problem. THEE_LIONN is the screename
you: anything else?
you: NO I WILL NOT GIVE U MY PASSWORD! lol jk

Rodrigo: Email and real name

you: XXXXXXX/@yahoo.com. Your talking to 916greatest?

Rodrigo: please
Rodrigo: I cannot share that information, but you can ask him

you: you should have to verify his account information as well
you: I think his VIP is expired

Rodrigo: I am sorry. I am not allowed to discuss information about other customers with you

you: oh no biggie. U said mark seif didnt have super user acct
you: whether he does or doesnt u shouldnt be able to discuss!
you: lol >_>

Rodrigo: I understand you point, but we do not allow any type of advantage for any customer on Absolute Poker tables.

you: oh, i dont play with 916greatest anyways. he's busto
you: he kept playing blackjack lol

Rodrigo: I see

you: ya, so in a way he's contributed to ur paycheck
you: alot more then me atleast. I dont have rakeback though
you: so i get swived bad by that

Rodrigo: We do care for all customers regardless of what they play
you: where u from?
you: u should bring some northern cali slang back to ur place
you: swive = got screwed...someone stole..someone did u wrong
you: raw= hella good, the best

Rodrigo: I am from Costa Rica

you: hella beezys i bet
you: oh beezys = girls
you: theres new songs out. called crank dat superman
you: its a dance..everyone knows it..u should see it on youtube
you: now theres spiderman, ironman, batman, roosevelt, 360, lion king
you: all dances..army man is one to ..u gotta see it on youtube lol

Rodrigo: I will look it up

you: ya, if u learn them and download the song you'll be hella "hip"
you: in costa rica

Rodrigo: I can try

you:ya, alright im think im gunna go hit the felt and play some poker. good talking to ya slugger
you:late

[Noodles.]

nothing to see here folks

[THEE_LIONN]

ya i edited it out right away but u clicked it to fast.

[edfurlong]

nobody in here but us gingers

[dkgojackets]

now its quoted forever

[jcg2005]

LOOK OVER THERE, BABE THE FLYING PIG!!

[Droogie]

WHAT A PIG WHERE?

[SteamingFish]

I enjoyed this. This made me LOL:

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you: NO I WILL NOT GIVE U MY PASSWORD! lol jk

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[goofyballer]

[ QUOTE ]
you: pretty sure this is the highlight of your day
you: prolly get boring convos like how do i access the VIP store or how do i deposit blah blah blah

Rodrigo: I can carry on if you which but I am going to need your account information

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Out of context, doesn't this look more like it came from an online porn site? lol.

[StarkNaked]

wow, now I just really, REALLY wanna know what got edited out of all those quotes [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]