If you give a hundred monkeys typewriters...

MasterLJ · #1 06-01-2007, 05:13 PM

and a million years, one would recreate Shakespeare.

How much would it suck if you were the monkey who was one typo away?

"To be kasdaksdhfjklasdhfkljadfh not to be"

ebepse · #2 06-01-2007, 05:14 PM

100 monkeys with 100 typewriters for 1 million years definitely wouldn't recreate shakespeare

tiger_hall · #3 06-01-2007, 05:14 PM

100 monkeys = at the zoo

Velocity · #4 06-01-2007, 05:17 PM

in a million years i'm pretty sure the monkeys will evolve enough to do pretty much anything humans are doing now. unless we stop them. we must stop them. DEATH TO MONKEYS!!!!!!

danzasmack · #5 06-01-2007, 05:23 PM

obviously depends on # of characters per second.

filsteal · #6 06-01-2007, 06:11 PM

Monkeys don't live a million years, so you'd probably just end up with a room full of monkey bones.

Unless you allow the monkeys to have teh secks and make more monkeys. But if you do that, then I suspect there'll be a lot more monkey secks than monkey typing going on.

Wretchy · #7 06-01-2007, 06:13 PM

The monkeys would get bored with the typing and start tossing their crap at each other within the first hour.

NU Star · #8 06-01-2007, 06:14 PM

I think some computer somewhere is working on this and has typed 26 consecutive characters from some random work of Shakespeare. I have no idea how fast it goes at it.

sonikki · #9 06-01-2007, 06:16 PM

the monkeys would eventually evolve into humans and write shakespeare... obviously

PITTM · #10 06-01-2007, 06:16 PM

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Monkeys don't live a million years, so you'd probably just end up with a room full of monkey bones.

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ldo god everyone in this thread is dummmm.