Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT

[stewartkev]

So I was drunk last night and needed a piss on the way home. Being a good citizen I decided to bypass doorways and go against a tree behind a wall in a churchyard. Was pretty much finished and saw a car, finished up and walked on.

Beat: It was a police car. They stopped me, went to "inspect" what I was doing ( [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]) and were going to write me a ticket and fine me.

Brag: I talked them out of it, so I got my name taken and a warning instead. Saved £40 fine.

Variance: Should havewalked up the alley next to the church and they wouldn't have caught me.




And yes, I suck at MS Paint

[Banditgberg]

did you spell anything with your pee?

[Chump Change]

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did you spell anything with your pee?

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If it was anything besides "[censored] the police" this is not a winner.

[stewartkev]

No, there was an empty plastic cup lying there so I used that. Then it overflowed and I was just making sure not to go on my shoes!

[tiger_hall]

why were u peeing...
that is for gheys

[captZEEbo]

wait...were you drinking and driving at the time?

Also, what did you say to the cop to talk them out of the ticket?

[born42slippy]

hey spell now, lets not push it he was was smart enough to stop peeing when order by police, lo

[stewartkev]

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wait...were you drinking and driving at the time?

Also, what did you say to the cop to talk them out of the ticket?

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No, walked home. I live in the town for the next 6 weeks til I move.

My recollections of the conversation aren't perfect, but he asked me what I was doing, I made up some story about feeling sick and then he found the "evidence". He asked if there was anything else I wanted to say, so admitted it, spun a story about at least it wasn't on the street or doorway and that I went behind a wall so I wasn't "exposing" myself. They checked I wasn't wanted for anything and took my name and address.

Variance: I was about 200 yards from home!

[Lurker.]

[Will.]

You should have just ran, it's not like british cops will shoot you down.