What would you say to this poker pro?

[Wynton]

If you had a choice for the telephone number of either Howard Lederer, Josh Arieh, Mike Matusow or Antonio Esfandiari, who would you choose?

And provided with that number, would you bother to call the person?

What would you say? Would it be possible to say something without sounding like a pathetic internet poker stalker kind of guy?

(This question is not exactly hypothetical.)

[Alobar]

Id have zero desire to talk to any of them so I wouldnt ever be worried about it. I guess if I HAD to pick one and call it would be Mike the mouth, cuz I think crank calling him over and over would be a good time.

wrong forum?

[AE6]

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Would it be possible to say something without sounding like a pathetic internet poker stalker kind of guy?



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no

[By-Tor]

"Come Esta El Yayyyyyyyy"

[Ron Burgundy]

I'd like to call up Antonio and make lots of dumb "1.4" jokes.

[solids]

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Id have zero desire to talk to any of them so I wouldnt ever be worried about it. I guess if I HAD to pick one and call it would be Mike the mouth, cuz I think crank calling him over and over would be a good time.

wrong forum?

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there's a forum called hypothetical cranks calls to poker pros?? sweet.

but yeah, matusow is the easy answer. he'd probably flip out and you'd get the best response from him.

[szw]

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Id have zero desire to talk to any of them so I wouldnt ever be worried about it. I guess if I HAD to pick one and call it would be Mike the mouth, cuz I think crank calling him over and over would be a good time.

wrong forum?

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there's a forum called hypothetical cranks calls to poker pros?? sweet.

but yeah, matusow is the easy answer. he'd probably flip out and you'd get the best response from him.

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No, but there is a forum for not exactly hypothetical ones.

[Golden_Rhino]

Esfandiari. Inquire about membership into the rocks and rings.

Rocks and Rings

[HitNRunPoster]

none and no

However, if I had to make the choice between knowing one of these guys and being able to talk with them about poker or whatever, then Howard Lederer.

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Esfandiari. Inquire about membership into the rocks and rings.

Rocks and Rings

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My favorite part of this:

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In the history of humanity there have been many secret orders

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WHO ARE ROCKS AND RINGS?
Antonio Esfandiari, President.
Koosh Mohajeri, Founder and Chairman
Jeff Christina, Executive Vice President for Recreational Affairs.
Khash Chamlou, AKA Khash-Money-GQ, Chief Financial Officer.
Tony Licari, Executive Vice President of Female Affairs.
Monin Martin, Princess of Rocks and Rings.
Sam Zavosh AKA Mini Pimp, head midget of Rocks and Rings
Dino and ATA, head plastic surgeons
Miami Sam, head lawyer

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Oh no! The secret is out!