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Old 04-10-2007, 12:45 AM
ShakeZula06 ShakeZula06 is offline
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Default Mitch Hedberg

Some short standup videos of the late great Mitch Hedberg. These jokes seem to never stop being funny. Post your favorite Hedberg line if you want.
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All are about 5-6 minutes each I think
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:48 AM
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Default Re: Mitch Hedberg

He's hilarious yes.
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:50 AM
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Default Re: Mitch Hedberg

strategic grill locations
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:51 AM
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Default Re: Mitch Hedberg

i bought an ant farm, them fellas didn't grow [censored]
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:59 AM
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how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

i'm for 'em!
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:01 AM
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i bought an ant farm, them fellas didn't grow [censored]

[/ QUOTE ] plus if i ripped your legs off u would look like snowmen. that joke was better than u acted
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:11 AM
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Default Re: Mitch Hedberg

MORE LIKE MITCH DEADBERG HAHAHAHAHA...

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Old 04-10-2007, 01:18 AM
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Default Re: Mitch Hedberg

My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way we perceive it that is indeed trippy..." Then I thought, man, I should have just said, "yeah."
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:22 AM
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Guy is so awesome. I'm thinking of a lot of quotes but most just don't really hit in text form, mainly delivery.


"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal. "Hey, you're using that machine to its exact purpose!"
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:25 AM
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I haven't been able to sleep for three days because that would be way too long to sleep.
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