BRAG: Last time at the ATM

[d10]

I need to go to the ATM tomorrow. I just realized that this will be the first time in '06 that I use an ATM. Typically when I play live poker (once every 1-2 months) and I cash out, I will add the $100s to my gangster roll, and the spare change in my wallet. I've been able to sustain myself for a long time this way.

Also, this is an old account and the only reason I still have it is because my paychecks are deposited there, and I'm too lazy to fill out a new direct deposit form. I haven't even looked at it in a few months. I just checked it now and there's a lot of money in there. Maybe I should invest it or something?

Feel free to post similar brags in this thread.

[Heavens_Myst]

Invest in rubberbands

[Bill King]

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Invest in rubbers and hookers

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FYP

[Kilillan]

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Invest in rubber hookers

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FYP

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FYPFYP

[Pog0]

I spend > $1k a month on fast food and coffee. I'm at the ATM 3 times a week taking out $100.

[d10]

That can't be healthy.

[RandR]

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I just checked it now and there's a lot of money in there.

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"a lot" is quite general, can you provide a rough estimate?

[Pog0]

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That can't be healthy.

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Hey, I spend my money and die sooner. That's a combo I'd love to supersize!

[Ian.]

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I just checked it now and there's a lot of money in there.

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"a lot" is quite general, can you provide a rough estimate?

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Seriously. Without figures this thread is useless.

[TheOneWizard]

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I just checked it now and there's a lot of money in there.

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"a lot" is quite general, can you provide a rough estimate?

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Seriously. Without figures this thread is useless.

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I agree. And how do we know that "gangster roll" isn't just a single hundred dollar bill folded over many times?