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MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
look im even nice enough to graph first:
this is a pre-fk you to anyone who says "started good.. only down ~3bi.." i have a special grease fire filled with cheap asain fire works and industrial strength acid for you to burn/drink you condesending trolling pieces of [censored] go sleep on a bed of pine needles naked with ur dick covered in bengay wrapped in foil started out [censored] fantastic.. then 12o3k12o3kasdkasd im so sick this one REALLY got me Stack sizes: UTG: $332.95 hero: $197 CO: $336.65 Button: $142.85 SB: $208 BB: $411 Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $15</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds, UTG calls. Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($48, 3 players) <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $36</font>, Button folds, UTG calls. Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($120, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $120</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises all-in $146</font>, UTG calls. River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($412, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $412) Results: Final pot: $412 hero shows Qs Qh UTG shows 8d 9d this was next hand and obv inevitable Stack sizes: hero: $266.65 UTG+1: $366.65 CO: $150.85 Button: $203 SB: $198 BB: $299.20 Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $8</font>, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $19</font>, BB folds, hero calls, UTG+1 calls. Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($59, 3 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $49</font>, hero calls, UTG+1 folds. Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($157, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $50</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises all-in $198.65</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $130</font>. Uncalled bets: $18.65 returned to hero. River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($517, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $517) Results: Final pot: $517 hero shows Kd Jd SB shows Kh Kc obv converter sucks but anyway I floated a regular BaronPro: -- -- cfee: Qc Kd StimAbuser: -- -- Pre-flop: cfee raises to $8. StimAbuser re-raises to $28. BaronPro folds. cfee calls. Flop (board: Ad Js 6s): StimAbuser bets $45. cfee calls. Turn (board: Ad Js 6s 4d): StimAbuser checks. cfee bets $95. StimAbuser goes all-in for $182.40. cfee folds. StimAbuser is returned $87.40 (uncalled). THIS MOHQOWEIJASD i ahted this one the most.. last of the session.. this [censored] sucker had been c/ring every [censored] flop and 3/4 betting prf like he only had a raise option.. then finally its like 95% of his range is a draw.. O!K#!#!K Stack sizes: UTG: $136.75 hero: $235.30 Button: $603.60 SB: $137.80 BB: $203 Pre-flop: (5 players) hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $8</font>, 2 folds, BB calls. Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $179</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $195</font>, hero calls. Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($407, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $407) River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($407, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $407) Results: Final pot: $407 BB shows 6h 6c obv the draw gets there anyway so it doesnt matter here im tilted and cant figure out wtf is going on.. obv its a fold but it was a monster suckout anyway RETROSPECT CAN SUCK MY DICK NICE SUCKOUT FISH Stack sizes: UTG: $211.35 UTG+1: $173.15 CO: $220.60 Button: $200 SB: $298.70 hero: $197.05 Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, hero checks. Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $6</font>, UTG+1 calls, SB calls. Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($24, 3 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $16</font>, UTG+1 calls, SB calls. River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($72, 3 players) SB checks, hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $72</font>, SB folds, hero calls. Results: Final pot: $216 UTG+1 shows 7h 7d this is a cooler or it was a coinflip or what the [censored] ever Stack sizes: UTG: $127.35 Button: $154.95 SB: $43.95 hero: $255.60 Pre-flop: (4 players) hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $7</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $12</font>, hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $55</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $43.95</font>, hero calls. Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($166.9, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $166.9) hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $31</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises all-in $207.6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $79.35</font>. Uncalled bets: $97.25 returned to hero. Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($387.6, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $166.9, Sidepot 1: $220.7) River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($387.6, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $166.9, Sidepot 1: $220.7) Results: Final pot: $387.6 hero shows Kc Ah UTG shows 8h 8s shorty had QQ he played it well.. nice cooler fish Stack sizes: UTG: $192.50 UTG+1: $139.90 hero: $197 Button: $179.60 SB: $506.05 BB: $200 Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $12</font>, Button folds, SB calls, 3 folds. Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($30, 2 players) SB checks, hero checks. Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($30, 2 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $21</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $42</font>, hero calls. River: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($114, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $114</font>, hero calls. Results: Final pot: $342 SB shows Qs Qh ALMOST [censored] FOLDED BC I KNEW THIS [censored] RANGE WAS [censored] THAT NARROW BUT HEY LETS DIAMOND TEH RIVER ANYWAY NICE COOLER FISH Stack sizes: UTG: $242.30 hero: $197 CO: $204.75 Button: $97 SB: $259 BB: $194.25 Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG+1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $4</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds. Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($11, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $8</font>, Button calls. Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($27, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $19</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $38</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $160</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $85</font>. Uncalled bets: $37 returned to hero. River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($273, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $273) Results: Final pot: $273 hero shows 7c 8c Button shows Kc 6c DONT BE REULTS ORIENTED CAN GO [censored] KRISTY ALLEY I WANT A [censored] PROM QUEEN THIS IS HORSE [censored] |
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
started good.. only down ~3bi...
edit: LOL at the HHs. You should move up. |
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
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started good.. only down ~3bi... edit: LOL at the HHs. You should move up. [/ QUOTE ] you should come to my grease fire |
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
welcome to the wonderful world of variance
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
chooo chooo next stop = calling station!
wtf is a grease fire? is it worse than being burned at the stake? |
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
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this is a pre-fk you to anyone who says "started good.. only down ~3bi.." i have a special grease fire filled with cheap asain fire works and industrial strength acid for you to burn/drink you condesending trolling pieces of [censored] go sleep on a bed of pine needles naked with ur dick covered in bengay wrapped in foil [/ QUOTE ] If you weren't posting 100+ times a day, you might get a few more hands in. Also: It's only like 3 buy-ins. |
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
blah blah
play better, post less |
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
If i ever have the balls to show you my busto graph, it'll make you change this graph to a brag.
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
Your 97s and T3o hands are particularly brilliant.
Is it still called variance if you just play like [censored]? |
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Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)
what an adventure in these 1400 hands, you should definatly move up some levels just for the kick of it!!
I love your comments you must be experiencing some heavy emotions during these hands. you should make a video... |
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