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Old 07-04-2007, 09:16 PM
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Default MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)

look im even nice enough to graph first:


this is a pre-fk you to anyone who says "started good.. only down ~3bi.." i have a special grease fire filled with cheap asain fire works and industrial strength acid for you to burn/drink you condesending trolling pieces of [censored] go sleep on a bed of pine needles naked with ur dick covered in bengay wrapped in foil



started out [censored] fantastic.. then 12o3k12o3kasdkasd

im so sick

this one REALLY got me

Stack sizes:
UTG: $332.95
hero: $197
CO: $336.65
Button: $142.85
SB: $208
BB: $411

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $15</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($48, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $36</font>, Button folds, UTG calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($120, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $120</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises all-in $146</font>, UTG calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($412, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $412)


Results:
Final pot: $412
hero shows Qs Qh
UTG shows 8d 9d

this was next hand and obv inevitable

Stack sizes:
hero: $266.65
UTG+1: $366.65
CO: $150.85
Button: $203
SB: $198
BB: $299.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $8</font>, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $19</font>, BB folds, hero calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($59, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $49</font>, hero calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($157, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $50</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises all-in $198.65</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $130</font>.
Uncalled bets: $18.65 returned to hero.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($517, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $517)


Results:
Final pot: $517
hero shows Kd Jd
SB shows Kh Kc


obv converter sucks but anyway

I floated a regular

BaronPro: -- --
cfee: Qc Kd
StimAbuser: -- --

Pre-flop:

cfee raises to $8. StimAbuser re-raises to $28.
BaronPro folds. cfee calls.

Flop (board: Ad Js 6s):

StimAbuser bets $45. cfee calls.

Turn (board: Ad Js 6s 4d):

StimAbuser checks. cfee bets $95. StimAbuser goes
all-in for $182.40. cfee folds. StimAbuser is
returned $87.40 (uncalled).

THIS MOHQOWEIJASD i ahted this one the most.. last of the session.. this [censored] sucker had been c/ring every [censored] flop and 3/4 betting prf like he only had a raise option.. then finally its like 95% of his range is a draw.. O!K#!#!K


Stack sizes:
UTG: $136.75
hero: $235.30
Button: $603.60
SB: $137.80
BB: $203

Pre-flop: (5 players) hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $8</font>, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $179</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $195</font>, hero calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($407, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $407)


River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($407, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $407)


Results:
Final pot: $407
BB shows 6h 6c

obv the draw gets there anyway so it doesnt matter


here im tilted and cant figure out wtf is going on.. obv its a fold but it was a monster suckout anyway RETROSPECT CAN SUCK MY DICK NICE SUCKOUT FISH


Stack sizes:
UTG: $211.35
UTG+1: $173.15
CO: $220.60
Button: $200
SB: $298.70
hero: $197.05

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, hero checks.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $6</font>, UTG+1 calls, SB calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($24, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $16</font>, UTG+1 calls, SB calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($72, 3 players)
SB checks, hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $72</font>, SB folds, hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $216
UTG+1 shows 7h 7d


this is a cooler or it was a coinflip or what the [censored] ever


Stack sizes:
UTG: $127.35
Button: $154.95
SB: $43.95
hero: $255.60

Pre-flop: (4 players) hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $7</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $12</font>, hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $55</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $43.95</font>, hero calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($166.9, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $166.9)
hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $31</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises all-in $207.6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $79.35</font>.
Uncalled bets: $97.25 returned to hero.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($387.6, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $166.9, Sidepot 1: $220.7)


River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($387.6, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $166.9, Sidepot 1: $220.7)


Results:
Final pot: $387.6
hero shows Kc Ah
UTG shows 8h 8s
shorty had QQ


he played it well.. nice cooler fish


Stack sizes:
UTG: $192.50
UTG+1: $139.90
hero: $197
Button: $179.60
SB: $506.05
BB: $200

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $12</font>, Button folds, SB calls, 3 folds.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($30, 2 players)
SB checks, hero checks.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($30, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">hero bets $21</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $42</font>, hero calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($114, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $114</font>, hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $342
SB shows Qs Qh
ALMOST [censored] FOLDED BC I KNEW THIS [censored] RANGE WAS [censored] THAT NARROW BUT HEY LETS DIAMOND TEH RIVER ANYWAY

NICE COOLER FISH


Stack sizes:
UTG: $242.30
hero: $197
CO: $204.75
Button: $97
SB: $259
BB: $194.25

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG+1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $4</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($11, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">hero bets $8</font>, Button calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($27, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">hero bets $19</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $38</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hero raises to $160</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $85</font>.
Uncalled bets: $37 returned to hero.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($273, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $273)


Results:
Final pot: $273
hero shows 7c 8c
Button shows Kc 6c

DONT BE REULTS ORIENTED CAN GO [censored] KRISTY ALLEY I WANT A [censored] PROM QUEEN THIS IS HORSE [censored]
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:17 PM
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Default Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)

started good.. only down ~3bi...


edit: LOL at the HHs. You should move up.
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:20 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
started good.. only down ~3bi...


edit: LOL at the HHs. You should move up.

[/ QUOTE ]

you should come to my grease fire
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:23 PM
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Default Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)

welcome to the wonderful world of variance
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:26 PM
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Default Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)

chooo chooo next stop = calling station!

wtf is a grease fire? is it worse than being burned at the stake?
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:17 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
this is a pre-fk you to anyone who says "started good.. only down ~3bi.." i have a special grease fire filled with cheap asain fire works and industrial strength acid for you to burn/drink you condesending trolling pieces of [censored] go sleep on a bed of pine needles naked with ur dick covered in bengay wrapped in foil

[/ QUOTE ]

If you weren't posting 100+ times a day, you might get a few more hands in.

Also: It's only like 3 buy-ins.
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:21 PM
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Default Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)

blah blah

play better, post less
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:23 PM
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If i ever have the balls to show you my busto graph, it'll make you change this graph to a brag.
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:29 PM
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Default Re: MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)

Your 97s and T3o hands are particularly brilliant.

Is it still called variance if you just play like [censored]?
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:34 PM
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what an adventure in these 1400 hands, you should definatly move up some levels just for the kick of it!!

I love your comments you must be experiencing some heavy emotions during these hands.

you should make a video...
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