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Old 04-20-2007, 03:21 PM
Tyler Durden Tyler Durden is offline
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lostsoul = most accurate 2p2 handle ever
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:22 PM
lostsoul lostsoul is offline
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U are right there. One thing I was curious are u the same tyler durden from the book "the Game"? Reading some of your posts it would make alot of sense
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:23 PM
Maple Leafs Maple Leafs is offline
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dirty sanchez

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Screech?
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:25 PM
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Tyler durden who are you???

you sound so familiar but so mysteriousssss

what are your online names? i must know.
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:30 PM
ScottieK ScottieK is offline
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No one was built to be faithful. We have an evoloutionary imperitive to procreate. All men want to cheat. Many men can't easily do it. Some can. Most don't want to get caught or feel guilty.
Just take 20 mins and visualize what would happen if you were caught. Also ask yourself why wifey hasn't noticed. She might be getting outside dk too. Make sure those kids are yours (or don't, if you don't care).

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No kids......and I have thought about all of that. If she is damn she is good then.

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LOL that's funny. Sick, but funny.

I would think that you'd get caught by a friend who spotted you with a strange woman, but maybe not. Wondering why you married a woman who won't give you everything you want in bed, if it's that important to you? Or do you just enjoy the game of cheating so much?

Also, yes more trip reports please.

EDIT: GeorgiaAve - A+, definitely would read again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Here's one from a friend of mine. He used to cheat on his fiancee (now wife) with hookups from AOL. One time he got with a girl whose husband was at work at the local casino. He had another friend of ours drive him there and pick him up. He was banging the wifey on the living room floor when she said he'd better leave before her husband got home. So they finished up and got dressed.

My friend went to pick him up, and as he pulled up to the apartment complex, a guy wearing his casino uniform and casino jacket also pulled up, got out of his car, and headed up the stairs. Not two seconds later, here comes our cheater friend down the stairs...they walked by each other, and said "hey." Mere seconds. Damn, I wish he got caught.

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Old 04-20-2007, 03:35 PM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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OK here is another 1. I was in a girls locker room at the gym where i am a part time trainer for fun and i was invisable because I had a cloak of invisabiluty and i was watching the gurls soap eachother up and so when all the gurls left except this black girl named Laquita and her friend the cheerleedr Maryann i pulled off the cloack and showed them my 10'' hard scholng and they were like "EW" but then i said "Hey bitch why dont you suck on thise big slab of manmeat its steamy rite off the grill" and the black chick says "I want to feel that greasy meaty sausage sack in my black starfish-face-hole" so i started pushing it in with soap as Maryann licked my ass and slapped herself in her 36 DD breasts with a leather strop. I'll post pics when I get a second later on.
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:37 PM
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OK here is another 1. I was in a girls locker room at the gym where i am a part time trainer for fun and i was invisable because I had a cloak of invisabiluty and i was watching the gurls soap eachother up and so when all the gurls left except this black girl named Laquita and her friend the cheerleedr Maryann i pulled off the cloack and showed them my 10'' hard scholng and they were like "EW" but then i said "Hey bitch why dont you suck on thise big slab of manmeat its steamy rite off the grill" and the black chick says "I want to feel that greasy meaty sausage sack in my black starfish-face-hole" so i started pushing it in with soap as Maryann licked my ass and slapped herself in her 36 DD breasts with a leather strop. I'll post pics when I get a second later on.

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ipot?
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:37 PM
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OK here is another 1. I was in a girls locker room at the gym where i am a part time trainer for fun and i was invisable because I had a cloak of invisabiluty and i was watching the gurls soap eachother up and so when all the gurls left except this black girl named Laquita and her friend the cheerleedr Maryann i pulled off the cloack and showed them my 10'' hard scholng and they were like "EW" but then i said "Hey bitch why dont you suck on thise big slab of manmeat its steamy rite off the grill" and the black chick says "I want to feel that greasy meaty sausage sack in my black starfish-face-hole" so i started pushing it in with soap as Maryann licked my ass and slapped herself in her 36 DD breasts with a leather strop. I'll post pics when I get a second later on.

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i call BS. no wizards hat was mentioned which makes this story unpossible.
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:39 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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OK here is another 1. I was in a girls locker room at the gym where i am a part time trainer for fun and i was invisable because I had a cloak of invisabiluty and i was watching the gurls soap eachother up and so when all the gurls left except this black girl named Laquita and her friend the cheerleedr Maryann i pulled off the cloack and showed them my 10'' hard scholng and they were like "EW" but then i said "Hey bitch why dont you suck on thise big slab of manmeat its steamy rite off the grill" and the black chick says "I want to feel that greasy meaty sausage sack in my black starfish-face-hole" so i started pushing it in with soap as Maryann licked my ass and slapped herself in her 36 DD breasts with a leather strop. I'll post pics when I get a second later on.

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Georgia Avenue for mod!
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Old 04-20-2007, 03:40 PM
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OP you are a complete scum bag, unless you are famous inwhich case you can cheat without being a scum bag.
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