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Old 07-14-2007, 02:52 PM
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pulled over for running a yellow light by scumbag cop who writes me ticket

i immed floor it blasting music towards my house after he hands me ticket and tells me to leave

a minute later hes up my ass with his lights as im turning into my home street. he tells me take keys out and give him liscence/reg/insurance again which i do and starts yelling at me blah blah blah

threatens to write more tickets, accuses me of speeding and blasting music, acts like complete jerkoff, calls backup....all twenty yards in front of my house....finally decides its not a good idea to try to write another BS ticket and lets me go.

die in a grease fire burardi
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Old 07-14-2007, 02:56 PM
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show him your PT stats, that'll really piss him off and his 40k a year to get back at all the people that made fun of him in high school
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Old 07-14-2007, 02:57 PM
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die in a grease fire burardi

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Old 07-14-2007, 03:00 PM
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Old 07-14-2007, 03:01 PM
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cops are such dbags.
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Old 07-14-2007, 03:04 PM
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When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily.
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Old 07-14-2007, 03:05 PM
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From what i've heard, you drive like an old woman nit

this story is likely fabricated
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Old 07-14-2007, 03:06 PM
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When i was a kid I wanted to be a cop. I have grown out of this view steadily.

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Old 07-14-2007, 03:06 PM
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You should of just shouted DO YOU KNOW WHO THE [censored] I AM???? DO YOU??
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Old 07-14-2007, 03:06 PM
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cops are such dbags.

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