Beat: I got pissed on last night

[1aguilas]

After a long night of drinking my roommate and I came back to our dorm and passed out. Around 4 am, I feel a warm liquid hitting my leg. I wake up to see my roommate naked with his eyes closed, pissing on me and my bed. I pushed him away, stumbled into another room, and fell asleep.

[whoisthedrizzle]

You're the girl in that relationship fyi.

[TeeJayOrTJ]

Do you happen to go to Dartmouth? Is a small azn kid your roommate? Yvesaint strikes again!!!!

[keikiwai]

[X] Many people pay a lot of money for what you got for free

[whoisthedrizzle]

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[X] Many people pay a lot of money for what you got for free

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If that Bay Area 2p2 thing happens I'm totally gonna pee on you.

[BingoBango]

[X] Relax baby, I'm just taking a piss

[keikiwai]

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[X] Many people pay a lot of money for what you got for free

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If that Bay Area 2p2 thing happens I'm totally gonna pee on you.

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i generally don't carry much cash...... is that a problem?

[whoisthedrizzle]

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[X] Many people pay a lot of money for what you got for free

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If that Bay Area 2p2 thing happens I'm totally gonna pee on you.

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i generally don't carry much cash...... is that a problem?

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Nah I take debit.

[eviljeff]

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[X] Many people pay a lot of money for what you got for free

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[X] superfluous "[X]"

[schundler]

This EXACT same thing happened to my friend last year. He was likewise the pissee, rather than the pisser.