How can I make myself get diarrhea?

[tarheeljks]

just drink a bunch of laxatives. try not to kill yourself

[chrismystero]

To the person who mentioned milk:

I have drank a lot of milk at times and felt horrible. On top of that my milk is expired...seems like icing on the cake. Hmm...I could eat a lot of that too.

[edfurlong]

Just [censored] yourself as you walk into the classroom to save time.

[johnnylovescandy]

make up a phony doctors note then wipe your ass on it.

[johnnylovescandy]

or wipe a nearby dog's ass on it. you'll feel fine.

[highsteptd]

go to mexico

[jamesonpeter]

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To the person who mentioned milk:

I have drank a lot of milk at times and felt horrible. On top of that my milk is expired...seems like icing on the cake. Hmm...I could eat a lot of that too.

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should work imo

[KhalynYohrk]

Throw some chilli down your pants on the way to class

[chrismystero]

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Coming from a person who used to ditch middle/highschool ALL the time (I became known as the person who never went to school), trust me, if you go to the doctor, you really don't need to have any real symptoms.

A good one to use is you have really really really bad migraines that are horribly distracting.

As long as you have that doctors' note, you're golden.

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I'm going to harass you once more. When you used this method, what kind of details do you provide? I don't wanna [censored] this up. We both know there is a lot of questions about your symptoms, time it started, etc. If possible provide me a brief speech. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[getterdone36]

gotta use epikak insta puke