Guide to winning at Party Poker (tl;dr)

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it was made for me in the UKES thread

[carol-ann]

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NL1000 or 600NL any less is waste of time OP
Im on stars,FTP,and party
so put up or shut up.

[/ QUOTE ]I personally think $0.10/$0.20 limit is a worse investment of time than NL200 HU, but if you insist I can probably play NL600 HU with you; I'll move a few thousand to Party.

What other conditions do you want? Anything ridiculous you have in mind so you can avoid playing? Do you want to prohibit the use of certain patterns (e.g., the "WWLWLWWLLL" magenta one which borders on angle shooting)?

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i should tell cts to post in this thread and just bash your retarded ass.

[/ QUOTE ]Informing Mr. Muckem Sayuhh of this thread seems a real necessity at this point. Please commence.

[Tweed _Man]

I can't believe how many morons there are here on 2+2 who actually still think that OP is advocating this lunatic's strategies.

If you're going to call someone a retard or make comments such as "pls ban OP" at least read the [censored] post first!

[nation]

HAHAHA OWNED

[kemystery]

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HAHAHA OWNED

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classic

[HaiaN]

I love this thread [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[igetjokes]

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im sure party poker has seen the old school party cracked
and atleast thought to themselves, "Hey maybe we should look into this". Found it isnt tru, as you can also, and was like lets let the donks(carol-ann) try this with real money and ship it to the site.
HMMMMMMMM
DO U REALLY THINK THIS WORKS CAROL.SO ALL THE ONLINE PROS HAVE JUST FOUND A PATTERN AND HARD WORK AND TALENT MEAN NOTHING IN ONLINE POKER?
ILL PLAY U HU ON PARTY 1000NL and u can test your strategy.
lol dont call more than 10pf with QQ-AA
yep another fine post by an attention seeking GRIMMSTAR
MR.BUSTO CLAIMS:
BAN OP

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its hilarious how bad you've been leveled

gj OP

[Dietch]

Hoax.
My clairvoyant told me the real way to win at PP.

[QuimKnight]

Obviously the best online high stakes pros like Phil Gordon

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nh

[dardo]

Comments from some posters had been so retarded, that make me doubt if it's some kind of level.

It's hilarious what some people can get to believe, but at the same time terrific real.