From Broke to Baller and Back Again: Riding the Razor's Edge

[egocidal]

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i can't believe its not butter

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[jcg2005]

Dont lie, you kno the turn min raise wasnt rly a misclick you just keep trying to convince urself otherwise
<font color="white"> just kidding and if ur rly busto dont find me and kill me over a post on the internets plz </font>

[havewemetbefore]

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Dont lie, you kno the turn min raise wasnt rly a misclick you just keep trying to convince urself otherwise
<font color="white"> just kidding and if ur rly busto dont find me and kill me over a post on the internets plz </font>

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lol...and usual needs to take breaks

[absoludicrous]

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tl dr cliffers plz

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I'm not very good at poker, I am however very lucky, and plagued with horrible bankroll management. I suck at life.

[frinxor]

tldr

ps lol hi zizza

[maniacut]

have to stop reading bbv in class...anyway yea, tldr just wanted to see a graph

[bones]

[UptownExpress]

op f the haters, i thought it was quite a good read. pm me for br management advice.

[foxw00ds player]

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So I decided to jump into the world that is Bodog depositing $500 on it (mostly for sports). However, I sat down @ the .5/1 NLHE6 game and ran it up to $1000 in a very short period of time. I decide to take some of the money and use it to play 2/3 NLHE6. Next thing I know im up to $4, 000 in 1 day. This is [censored] awesome.
Then I decide to sit down @ a 5/10 game. I win another $1 000. I am the [censored] [censored]. I own poker. I am a god. Now at this point my friends remind me that this is what I do. I play well over my bankroll, run it up and then lose it all. Alright, well i will try and cash out $750 so im gauranteed to be up money. Oh wait, bodog wont take the money out of my account and when i have almost all of my money on the table and only $500 in my account, they cancel my cashout. Well [censored] you bodog. Well i lose $1k, wtf is this, I don't lose money. I'll win it back @ 10/20 HU. Its 3am, im stoned and drunk. [censored] yeah, some guy gave me $2k and then I had a nice suck-out to get up to $5k in the session. Hellz yes, I'm up to $8 500 in the span of 3 days, but its 5am, i should to sleep. Now I am playing during the day and im playing 3/6 and 5/10. Next thing I know im back down to $4 500. Well [censored] me, im back to where i was before my awesome inebriated 4am run. Well its back ~1am and im high again so lets play some 3/6, 5/10. I'm doing alright. Gets to 5am, im up to $6 000 and im determined to get back to $8 000. BY 8am im back to $8 000 and going to sleep.
Well its today @ 11am and im awake. Alright, 3 hrs of sleep, its my roommate's bday, hes @ school, lets get some poker in. So I'm playing the usual big balla levels and w/o losing any major pots im down to $6500. It's alright, im still well up, everything will be ok, but ill keep playing. Back down to $4 500, are you serious? I mean how many times am I going to see-saw this [censored]. Well. I will play 10/20 HU against a good player because this is a very +EV decision. Well he is grinding me down for the most part. Then we get into a nice pot where we each have ~$2 750 in front. This guy is super-aggro, he raises to $60 on the btn, i decide to just call with 66. Flop comes Ks6s7s. I know that is will ALWAYS bet this, i check, he makes PSB ($120), i raise to $350, he calls. Turn comes Ah. Now, I'm pretty sure that if I check he will bet. I check, he bets $333 into $900, i raise to $1111, he goes ai, i call. He has Ts4s. River K. Im back in business with $6k. Now a couple of other people decide to finally join us. I'm getting ground down never winning a decent sized pot. Im down to $3500 overall. Wtf am I doing. Well alright, still +$3k, -$1k from before all of this retardedness. Just leave. BUt no, i stay to play. I raise with 78dd, this guy from HU calls me and someone else calls. FLop comes Th6c3c. Alright, GSD, I will c-bet this. I figre, and HU guy calls. turn comes Tx. I check, he bets $500, misclick min-raise to $1k, he just calls. River comes 2x. I shove $1700 into $2300, he thinks for a while and calls with JT. Suffice, to say, in the span of 5days or less. I have run $500 up to $8500 and then lost it all. I [censored] HATE MY LIFE AND WANT TO DIE!!!

This is like the 10000000000000x i have done this

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This is like the 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000x this has been done!

[bombsaway]

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.